There have been a period of relax, since the winter is friendly. But soon summer will come and bring big natural disasters such as tornadoes, very-fast-wind, very-big-waves and probably also a set of new hurricanes in the Mexican Gulf. Who is to blame? Russia, China, Al-Qaeda or even the Global Warming? According to the wise man, Scott Steven, blame Russia.
Its my fault. Well, really me and my neighbors. What we do is put these pyramids on our heads; hook up car batteries to each of them. We sit in a circle, equidistant apart. We then spin a modified twister game spinner (red meaning hurricane, green meaning flood, yellow meaning tornado, and blue meaning snow storm). Which ever comes up, we sacrifice a kitten and the event inevitably happens. That, or, its the weather. I believe its the former rather than the latter.
I don't know if we yet have the technology to generate hurricanes, but I won't put it past the military industrial complex. I know under Project Stormfury, we should be able to weaken hurricanes by seeding them to drop their winds blow 100 miles per hour. HAARP is real. TESLA, the name of the man in my avatar, is a real person who also talked about controlling weather. That was over a 100 years ago. I think our government maybe able to control weather. If they can't do it now, by 2025 they will. Once they get control of the weather, there won't be much hope in the future.
According to Scott Stevens, Soviet delivered a wheather control machine to Cuba in 1977, that's why there's so many hurricanes there.
I believe earthquakes can be generated without a shadow of a doubt. Set off an underground nuclear explosion and you can cause earthquakes. Another way is to use sonic vibrations. Nikola Tesla experimented with a device that he claimed could "split the earth in two." I won't rule out the possibility that the tsunami/earthquake of 2004 was man made. But I don't have any hard evidence to back up those facts. But the technology definitely exists. Anyone who has access to it can basically control the world.
I would suspect the weather would have something to do with the almost 2 feet of snow in areas around my house, but ruling out even it being winter, I blame you too!
I was bored this past week, so i had plenty of time to turn off my global warming machine and direct my pyramids toward the 2nd worst blizzard in history