My wife is pregnant

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    A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

    "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

    "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
     
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  2. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Congratulations programmer. ;)
     
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    Take my wife....please....to the joke thread.
     
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    Everyone will see this thread posted and think that the last person who posted's wife is pregnant.

    Now it's me! :eek:
     
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    What the hell are you going on about now, Weir? :confused: :confused:
     
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    He's worried his wife his going to read this post and think he got programmer's wife pregnant.
     
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    Weirfire Language Translation Company

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    Never you worry Crazy Rob.. you wouldn't understand :rolleyes: ;) :eek:
     
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    noticed next time i will do care
     
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    Its like this other joke when this kid goes to see his mum in rehab. Knocks into her rooms door...

    mum: Who is that?
    son: Its me mum!
    mum: No, mum... its me...

    :s
     
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    Hahaha; that's funny.

    Now, you can take that to it's appropriate thread. :D
     
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    oh... the shame :eek:
     
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