Hello everybody! Happy Easter! Oh sorry, 'twas New Year. Nevermind. 'Tis my first topic in these forums so don't be very angry at me. To begin with, I should say that I'm not native English so please read carefully as I may make some mistakes. I've been working with various people from this forum for about 6 months. I know I don't have much posts and iTrader, but I'd like to find a well paid job (sorry, I'm not from 18th century Africa - I'm not a slave). What can I do? * I have Level 2 Yahoo! Answers account, which means I could post answers with your links; * I can do data entry; * I can post comments/posts on blog entries/forums; * I can write in L33t; * I can has cheezburger... I mean I can create accounts; * I could write articles, but I haven't tried to write for someone so you shouldn't expect too much from them (would be willing to write one or two as a review copies); * I could ask my mom to STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID FARMVILLE, but you shouldn't expect too much from that either; * I can enter 'Search 'n Copy 'n Paste' mode; * I can work with ActionScript2 (flash); What can't I do? * Make designs; * Work with HTML/PHP/CSS and so on; * Watch TV while playing 'Rock Band'; * Work with PhotoShop (excluding resizing); * Stop rain/snow. So that's it. If you have any questions and/or offers, please don't hesitate to write them here or send them to my PM inbox. Happy [louder]holiday name here[/louder] P.S. Forgot to mention - I learn pretty fast, so if you want something done which isn't listed here, you ccan try contacting me P.P.S. The cake is a lie