My user title equals my online profile

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hodgedup, Aug 21, 2005.

  1. #1
    Well I wasn't really sure what a Tauren was so I thought I'd look it up. Here's the description.

    The Tauren are huge, bestial creatures who live in the grassy, open barrens of central Kalimdor. They live to serve nature and maintain the balance between the wild things of the land and the restless spirit of the elements. Despite their enormous size and brute strength, the remarkably peaceful Tauren cultivate a quiet, tribal society. However, when roused by conflict, Tauren are implacable enemies who will use every ounce of their strength to smash their enemies under hoof.

    It actually sounds about what I'd write to describe myself on an online dating site. I might add a few things for a dating profile, but the description of the Tauren is a pretty good description.

    How close is your user title description to matching what you would use to describe yourself on an online dating profile?
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  2. Gmorkster

    Gmorkster Peon

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    I know I wouldn't describe myself as a peon... :)

    1.
    a An unskilled laborer or farm worker of Latin America or the southwest United States.
    b Such a worker bound in servitude to a landlord creditor.
    2. A menial worker; a drudge.
    3. In India and other parts of South and Southeast Asia, a person of menial position, especially a messenger, servant, or foot soldier.
     
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  3. blackbug

    blackbug Peon

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  4. Willy

    Willy Peon

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    Having just some minutes ago joined the ranks of the elite Berserkers, I will post the definition of my former miserable existance as a Grunt:
    1. the short low gruff noise of the kind made by pigs
    2. an unskilled or low-ranking soldier or other worker; "infantrymen in Vietnam were called grunts"; "he went from grunt to chairman in six years"
    3. issue a grunting, low, animal-like noise; "He grunted his reluctant approval"
    4. medium-sized tropical marine food fishes that utter a grunting sound when caught

    I prefer going berserk instead of grunting like a pig...
     
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  5. Lever

    Lever Deep Thought

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    OK, who gave me my title? I know I like a bottle o' rum but that's spooky... :rolleyes:
     
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  6. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    Hmmm... I just Googled for Blademaster. The #1 results says:

    Does that sound like a description for a babe magnet, or what? :D

    The next results says:

    I will confess to uttering grim oaths from time to time and, since there's only one of me, the "numbers are few" part seems fairly accurate, but I can tell you straight up that i ain't joining no horde or being a personal honor guard to anyone -- well, except babes, of course... that goes without saying :eek: :eek: :D
     
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  7. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Chicks like skilled swordsmen.
     
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