A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head. Having watched what happened, a bystander said, "Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!" "I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt." Do you have any funny Anecdotes?
A mushroom walks in to a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said sorry we dont serve your kind in here . Why not asked the mushroom I'm a funguy(fingi) lol ha ha ha
I was standing in the bathroom line up at Tim Horton's today... I was the first female in line..a man comes out of the men's and I told the guy down from me that the men's was empty. He said,"Yeah, men are faster anyway",as he walked on by me. I said, "That's because men don't wash". And a lady behind me in line says, "Or flush".
Four women and their toddler-age children are in a group therapy session. The therapist asks the first woman what her child's name is. "Her name is Amber." "Hmm...you have an obsession with riches and luxury. We'll help you overcome that." He turns to the second woman and asks her the same question. "My daughter's name is Candy." "You seem to have a preoccupation with food. We can help you with that. And you, what's your daughter's name?" "Brandy." "You're focused toward alcohol...we can help with that." The fourth woman grabs her son by the hand and says "C'mon Dick, let's go."