My Jokes Thread...On Demand... ;)

Thank you all. And especially Rosiee007 for your comments I ll surely wotk on it. But I am busy somewhere else and It will take few days.

Thank you all ,again

 

Nice jokes....
LOL

 

Better go for a wordpress based blog with neat design, the collection rocks

 

haha... those are cool nice jokes and I like your blog too..

 

Thanks Grazie and I like your Avtaar ...

Thank Amit Dear for the advice.But I dont know much about the things ...new in the field..

 

You may have read this before, but I really like it!!
Have fun !!

Lawyer Jokes

A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and
dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked
him
what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
this
field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over
here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
U.S.
and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things
here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the
NC
Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick
me
three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the
local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
the
Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly
wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly
when
the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can
have
the duck."

 

Hahaha damn

I didn't know that the old folk has a lot of smartness in his body hahaha

 

lol.. not all lawyers are smart..

 

haha...smart trick

 

Silly Lawyer...
Lol

 

People in NC are that smart... it should be a yankee and a yankee... Look at what the south has given us... Slavery and President Bush.

 

lol nice one.Add some more jokes.

 

lol this was really funny. looks like the old farmer was trying to have some fun

 

stupid lawyer,but it is a good joke,thanks.

 

Hahaha nice joke. We do the same thing at school:
I'll give you a <Insert torture method here> then you can do the same back to me. You go first then give up, hahaha.

 

lol nice joke!

 

So you're going to make new threads for every joke that you come across ?

 

I've heard of it before, great joke thoe!

 

Yes Dear I am doing that. If you have any suggestion I would like those. And you can read all those jokes in my signatures.
And here are some thing you like to read....

Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 

haha nice joke.