My Jokes Thread...On Demand... ;)

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  1. Freelance GD

    Freelance GD Well-Known Member

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    #41
    Nice jokes.. especially the first one :D haha :D
     
    Freelance GD, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  2. zebno

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    #42
    hahhaahha, too funny :d
     
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    #43
    I like the 1st one b/c it is straight up but the last 2 have a cruel twist :D
     
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    #44
    That really wonderful joke,thanks.
     
    Avery001, Jul 8, 2007 IP
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    #45
    LOLZZZ...

    for more pieces of humour, try
    humour-unlimited.blogspot.com
     
    the_maverick, Jul 9, 2007 IP
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    #46
    This is spamming, why post your own link ?
     
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    #47
    I just cant stop laughing reading all 6 affairs............lol very funny ...what is the original source of these kinda jokes ??

    FL
     
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    #48
    great jokes, specially the first one!
     
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    #49
    Oh this is too funny...
     
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  10. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    #50
    I think the jokes come from our daily life and people just mix few things in it oterwise they come from real life..
    And thank you guys for the nice comments.
     
    cheapest, Jul 9, 2007 IP
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    #51
    good stuff.......:D
     
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    #52
    A friend of mine called me and told me to come on here and read this and that I would laugh my butt off, and I did just that.
     
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    #53
    lol :) good one
     
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    #54
    That sounds good. Try to publish jokes of other varieties. You made me to start this day with a great smile. Thank you .
     
    solutions4u, Jul 9, 2007 IP
  15. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    #55
    Thank you to you and for your friends as well....Here is a new joke you can read daily new in my blog .check my signature.

    A trip to Dr.'s Office
    A 85 year old man went to the Dr.'s office to get a sperm count.

    The Dr. gave him a jar and said," Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow ."

    The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.'s office and give him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day . The Dr. asked what happened and the old man explained...

    " Well Dr. it's like this - first I tried with my right hand but nothing then I tried with my left hand but still nothing.

    Then I asked my wife for help , she tried with her right hand and then with left hand but still nothing. then she tried with her mouth first with teeth in and then teeth out . But still nothing.

    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with her both hands then with her armpit and she even tried squeezen' it between her knees,but still nothing."

    The Dr. was shocked ,"you asked your neighbor?"

    The Old man replied " Yep, and no matter what we tried ,we still could not get the jar open"




    HAHA what were you thinking???
     
    cheapest, Jul 9, 2007 IP
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    #56
    LOL. hilarious. Thanks for sharing, cheapest
     
    Mxhub, Jul 9, 2007 IP
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    #57
    lol, just read the other jokes on your website.. they were hilarious. Just a suggestion, I think you should work on improving the design and colors of the website. It will make it much more interesting.
     
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    #58
    That was the silliest joke I have ever read so far ^_^ hahaha
     
    cryxellis, Jul 10, 2007 IP
  19. sharp

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    #59
    niceeeeeeeeeeeeee first one
     
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    #60
    haha really funny i like the first one and the last one.. she poisoned her husband.
     
    khaty, Jul 10, 2007 IP