My Jokes Thread...On Demand... ;)

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by cheapest, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. #1
    Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The

    phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde

    Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the

    ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit

    pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
     
    cheapest, Jun 23, 2007 IP
  2. unknownkind

    unknownkind Active Member

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    #2
    This is very very very very very very old... but thanks for memories xP
     
    unknownkind, Jun 23, 2007 IP
  3. Brandon Sheley

    Brandon Sheley Illustrious Member

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    #3
    old news ;)
     
    Brandon Sheley, Jun 23, 2007 IP
  4. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #4
    old, interesting though
     
    mitcharr, Jun 24, 2007 IP
  5. Philvault

    Philvault Active Member

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    #5
    this is new to me.. heheheh pretty interesting
     
    Philvault, Jun 24, 2007 IP
  6. Jarodboy

    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    #6
    That's very old but it's always a nice brain exercise :p
     
    Jarodboy, Jun 24, 2007 IP
  7. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    Seen it b4.Nice info though.
     
    getjimmy, Jun 24, 2007 IP
  8. enigmatic9

    enigmatic9 Peon

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    #8
    Its an old piece of info but its dead on target.

    AS they say the mind plays trick on us!
     
    enigmatic9, Jun 24, 2007 IP
  9. cooldude7273

    cooldude7273 Active Member

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    #9
    I remember getting forwarded that years ago - still amazes me though!
     
    cooldude7273, Jun 24, 2007 IP
  10. cryxellis

    cryxellis Banned

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    #10
    I have read some of it long time ago, and that was really awesome^_^
     
    cryxellis, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  11. thurrz

    thurrz Banned

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    #11
    this is old...
    anyway thanks for reminding it back...:D
     
    thurrz, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  12. tarponkeith

    tarponkeith Well-Known Member

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    Oh my God, i've been getting these emails for years, hahah :) but thanks
     
    tarponkeith, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  13. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    Dear Mr Bill Gates,

    This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

    Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

    2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

    3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

    4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

    5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

    7. Every night I am not sleeping, as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

    8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect our money.

    9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

    Banta singh
     
    cheapest, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  14. odin93

    odin93 Active Member

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    Lol, that is one hilarious letter. Thanks alot for making me laugh today.
     
    odin93, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  15. sebastya

    sebastya Well-Known Member

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    #15
    hmm..for some reason it didnt make me laugh..lol
     
    sebastya, Jun 29, 2007 IP
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    #16
    lol, this is awesome! If this is a real letter... :D
     
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  17. skibladner

    skibladner Peon

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    Possibly because it's poking fun at India's minority Sikh community
     
    skibladner, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  18. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    Dont worry I am also from the sikh community and I dont think we are minors. You can find the Sikhs everywhere in the world .
     
    cheapest, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  19. Smithers

    Smithers Banned

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    Yeah I sent a letter like that to Nintendo.

    When you send stuff back to nintendo with a receipt and the product code they usually fix it.

    I sent them a DS I smashed into a hundred pieces with the receipt and the code and they sent me an old Game Boy pocket I feel ripped off.
     
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  20. DigiDiary

    DigiDiary Peon

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    Hey! It is truly a nice time spent before going to bed.
     
    DigiDiary, Jun 29, 2007 IP