My Greatest Funny But Real Salespage to avoid FTC Penalities

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by teckinik, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. #1
    Ok guys I am here sharing my super secret sales page idea which will keep you in line with FTC guidelines:

    Ok here's my sales page of P*nis Enlargement.
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    P*nis Enlargment

    Make your P*nis upto 1 feet in 1 day​



    My note to Customer: I will not even lie a bit as I have to obey FTC guidelines so please bear with me and please still buy the product after reading the salespage.

    Anyway whatever I wrote "upto 1 feet in 1 day" is complete lie, I just put it there so that you at least give attention to my sales page. I am here selling P*nis Enlargement product and I will be getting 75% of commission. To be frank my whole website is filled with affiliate links. And if you don't want to buy my product then remove cookies and then buy from original website so that I won't make any money. Please tell this to everyone. I know doing this won't let me make any sale and eventually I have to suicide as affiliate marketing is my only way to make money.

    Disclaimer: Ok guy,buddy whoever you are I don't care where are you from, whether you are from uk, usa or India this product may work for you, why May? - because I haven't tested it. So don't start blaming me if it make you lost your pen*s. I am promoting 4 p*nis enlargement product and I can't test all of them.

    Annd dn't chck thee grammer as I don't have time to entertain you so stop pointing grammatical mistakes and becoming my English teacher. If you try to teach me English I will beat the shit out of you. I will beat the sh*t out of you if you try to, yeah my salespage is filled with grammatical mistakes and affiliates links so what haa, shut the $#@! up and if you want to buy ok if not then #$% off.

    Anyway Here are some of my fake testimonials
    Testimonial 1​

    Chin ching chee from China
    This works great my P*nis size is now 1 feet long.
    Testimonial 2​

    Brit Brat from Britian
    HEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAA it Got it

    And here are some real testimonials (the testimonials are so many I have to filter them)​

    Testimonial 1​

    Chin ching chee from China
    Damn Where's my penis?????????​

    Testimonial 2​

    Brit Brat from Britian
    AWWWWWWWWWWWA I lost it​

    Testimonial 3​

    Trevandram Hundra from India
    *&%$ you $#@$^$%!^%@$!
    and then 14,527 abuses in his own country language

    Testimonial 4
    Rvetrinica Puntankilo Trivanklasto Ruvanjikalo Antrek From Russia
    I wantred to kieeeeeeeellll this Son of a Bristanoka. I know AMERIKAA is behindr it.​


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    Suggestions will be welcomed. By the way the sales page converting very well. There are 5 members from FTC who bought it (by the way how many people are in this "FTC")
     
    teckinik, Feb 7, 2010 IP
  2. noob_bashing

    noob_bashing Active Member

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    lmao .Where the fck are the free review copies???This page is fing funny.
    Did you write this shit yourself?:p
    even if there is a free method of making my penis longer than it is right now I won't take it. Some bitches already complained that my penis is longer than the sizes they usually get.
     
    noob_bashing, Feb 7, 2010 IP
  3. teckinik

    teckinik Peon

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    Ofcourse I write it myself. I am the best copywriter in the world as you can see from my salespage.

    Anyway I have 4 review copies for 450$ each. This is just preview of sales page you will get full sales page with full rights and believe me it converts like crazy as people in this world are super nice and free from prejudice, not at all selfish and always ready to help each other, so I guess because of my honesty in sales page I got crazy conversion of 100%.


    I know demand will be more but I don't want to saturate the market.

    Always Remember :

    Nobody Dies virgin Life F$#%$ us all​

    OOPS soory

    No Affiliate Dies Virgin FTC F$#%& us all​
     
    teckinik, Feb 7, 2010 IP
  4. teckinik

    teckinik Peon

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    Then I guess I should write sales page to make p*nis smaller.
     
    teckinik, Feb 7, 2010 IP
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    teckinik Peon

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    Only 2 review copies left so hurry.
     
    teckinik, Feb 7, 2010 IP
  6. YoungSmeagol

    YoungSmeagol Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to know if you are getting a decent conversion rate on that. If not then I think you are better off just following the rules. I know it sucks, but you can still get pretty decent conversion rates with generic/vague benefits and full disclosure. You just need to frame/spin it in a certain way.
     
    YoungSmeagol, Feb 20, 2010 IP
  7. DeepRoyalBlue

    DeepRoyalBlue Peon

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    I don't know. I think hilarious funny sells the best.
     
    DeepRoyalBlue, Mar 15, 2010 IP