Ok guys I am here sharing my super secret sales page idea which will keep you in line with FTC guidelines: Ok here's my sales page of P*nis Enlargement. _________________________________________________________________ P*nis Enlargment Make your P*nis upto 1 feet in 1 day My note to Customer: I will not even lie a bit as I have to obey FTC guidelines so please bear with me and please still buy the product after reading the salespage. Anyway whatever I wrote "upto 1 feet in 1 day" is complete lie, I just put it there so that you at least give attention to my sales page. I am here selling P*nis Enlargement product and I will be getting 75% of commission. To be frank my whole website is filled with affiliate links. And if you don't want to buy my product then remove cookies and then buy from original website so that I won't make any money. Please tell this to everyone. I know doing this won't let me make any sale and eventually I have to suicide as affiliate marketing is my only way to make money. Disclaimer: Ok guy,buddy whoever you are I don't care where are you from, whether you are from uk, usa or India this product may work for you, why May? - because I haven't tested it. So don't start blaming me if it make you lost your pen*s. I am promoting 4 p*nis enlargement product and I can't test all of them. Annd dn't chck thee grammer as I don't have time to entertain you so stop pointing grammatical mistakes and becoming my English teacher. If you try to teach me English I will beat the shit out of you. I will beat the sh*t out of you if you try to, yeah my salespage is filled with grammatical mistakes and affiliates links so what haa, shut the $#@! up and if you want to buy ok if not then #$% off. Anyway Here are some of my fake testimonialsTestimonial 1 Chin ching chee from China This works great my P*nis size is now 1 feet long. Testimonial 2 Brit Brat from Britian HEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAA it Got it And here are some real testimonials (the testimonials are so many I have to filter them) Testimonial 1 Chin ching chee from China Damn Where's my penis????????? Testimonial 2 Brit Brat from Britian AWWWWWWWWWWWA I lost it Testimonial 3 Trevandram Hundra from India *&%$ you $#@$^$%!^%@$! and then 14,527 abuses in his own country language Testimonial 4 Rvetrinica Puntankilo Trivanklasto Ruvanjikalo Antrek From Russia I wantred to kieeeeeeeellll this Son of a Bristanoka. I know AMERIKAA is behindr it. _________________________________________________________________ Suggestions will be welcomed. By the way the sales page converting very well. There are 5 members from FTC who bought it (by the way how many people are in this "FTC")
lmao .Where the fck are the free review copies???This page is fing funny. Did you write this shit yourself? even if there is a free method of making my penis longer than it is right now I won't take it. Some bitches already complained that my penis is longer than the sizes they usually get.
Ofcourse I write it myself. I am the best copywriter in the world as you can see from my salespage. Anyway I have 4 review copies for 450$ each. This is just preview of sales page you will get full sales page with full rights and believe me it converts like crazy as people in this world are super nice and free from prejudice, not at all selfish and always ready to help each other, so I guess because of my honesty in sales page I got crazy conversion of 100%. I know demand will be more but I don't want to saturate the market. Always Remember : Nobody Dies virgin Life F$#%$ us all OOPS soory No Affiliate Dies Virgin FTC F$#%& us all
I'd like to know if you are getting a decent conversion rate on that. If not then I think you are better off just following the rules. I know it sucks, but you can still get pretty decent conversion rates with generic/vague benefits and full disclosure. You just need to frame/spin it in a certain way.