if you feel you have to, or she feels you have to and you cave to her, then post it online somewhere else, like on flickr or something, or some hot/not type site. Don't post it on your page that is supposed to make you money. But you may want to test to see if it helps conversions first, you never know
i think you should not agree with her. thats not a good thing to do .... if she loves you she will understand.
Um, it doesn't work in my opinion with your squeeze page, as it has no relevance to the subject matter. It makes the site look unprofessional IMO.
No matter how successful your site is it probably will never get as many visits as DP does. If this is a prove-you-love-me kinda thing, then start a DP thread in the Underground or General Chat with a sloppy picture called Oceanline loves Bossy Boots or whatever.
Tell her that it is the customers, not the world And build a dedicated site for you and her ,including the names of both of you. (Don't use any seo techniques) and tell her I made a dedicated siter for our love and now The whole world can see my big love to you. That will fix everything and save you and save your customers.