My First $1 Million/Day!!!!!!!!!!

It amazing and at the same time so utterly stupid as to how much a fake thread like this is catching attention even when people know its fake. People should focus on the right threads to improve their affiliate experience.

You can easily tell when a success story is fake or real. Ignore the fake ones and try to get information out of the real ones. Otherwise this forum just becomes a bunch of 13 year old cussing at each other.

 

1 milllion a day?Ok maybe; but dude so you say you own 50 % of everything we see on the web ?We need proofs, not so many blah blah...Ok maybe am I a newbie in this forum but I don`t want to believe anything from any guy just out there...
We need proof!!

 

I can sell you a monkey on rollerskates which will serve you beer and give you massages. This will basically give you more time to spend with all you're precious money, and let you spend it to buy everything you want in life - like love.
Cost: $999,999
PM me for details

 

Thats too cheap! Minimum should be 1.5 million USD! Monkeys that serve you beer!!!

 

send me review monkeys for $1,000,001 plx? I will give honest review of the beer quality!

 

Guys i invested $5 into google when it was first starting up years ago and that's how I made my million. I can sell you a full detailed color ebook for $1,000 ;o)

 

I can't believe some people actually didn't get this was joke... oh the humanity!

 

Thing is anyone making real money you don't see them on here selling books about how much money they make. That would be like if I had a great invention that was making me a ton of money and I gave you blueprints on how to make it yourself. There are only a handful of people out there getting filthy rich from affiliate marketing etc and most that even say they are getting 30-50k a month are lying and only making 5-6k a month if even that. Just always look for flat out undeniable proof.

 

First my dollar i stolen from three years kid ;] Do it every time and one day you will be a millionare ;]

 

My hands are trembling. He is going to dominate this world... Google is gone...

Save the planet..

 

Oh Man, r u kidding me..?
With this speed u will be buying the earth soon... lol

 

i would love to see that.Lol

 

This thread demonstrates how stupid some people really are.

 

just the thread title alone probably the funniest thing ive ever read in my life. thanks for the laugh.

 

As someone who was born and bred on sarcasm, irony, and other base forms of humour, I continue to be baffled by the inability of a large section of the world's population to recognise a joke when they see one... I just don't get it...

What's azoogle anyway? I'd have heard of them for sure if they were making revenues of at least $365 million a year, he he. I never did figure out why they had a forum to themselves, whereas EPN still doesn't get its own one!

 

ya if i made a mill in one day i would not be selling it for $9.99...............lol

 

I want to make a million dollars a day too!!!!!

 

I have not read all of the thread but I will.... just posting to keep a bookmark of this.....

very very very funny

Ste

 

I don't believe any one could easily make one million a day except some black black hat unrevealed method.

 

I really don't know why we are even discussing this seriously! But it would have to be a hell of a technique! If we took a typical affiliate commission of 6%, that would be, like $17,000,000 in daily sales. If I can read an annual statement, and I can't (see eBay's annual financials here) then that is like, the order of magnitude of eBay's daily sales or something. So you would have to have a cool script that stole ALL of eBay's traffic and redirected it with your CID.

Erm, WHY am I even spending time thinking about this!?