My bed just broke

...so fast? your poor girlfriend.

 

It's just something that happened. Do you need a nice little point to every story to help you out? The moral of the story is some camels have one hump an d others have two.

 

When I saw this thread description (My bed just broke) I knew who started the thread without even looking.

Hodgedup is by far the funniest DP member.

 

Me too! And I also knew how the bed broke.

"animal in bed"
"Funniest DP member"

Hodged, you should use this as your avatar!

 

I bet Eric didn't. lol (inside joke)

 

I am an animal in bed. A monkey because I like to jump on it.

 

Jump on what?

 

Yeah, right...

File under "trying to weasel out of the story now that his girlfriend found the thread and wanted to know what the hell he thought he was doing revealing all her fetishes in open forum"...

 

lmao (since I've been let in on it recently )

 

But you locked your two-bit hooker girlfriend in a closet until you were ready for some bed-bouncing action? That's a bit harsh ...

 

{claps hands} Well done Hodge.

 

You keep cheetos by the bed..how you get the cheesy stain off your....

 

There she goes again. Always taking things to a lower level than everyone else

 

Oh forgot to finish..pardon me..umm off your fingers..without staining your sheets. Now Weir what where YOU thinking

 

I thought you were going to say the floor, because that would have been pretty low.

 

Of course..because that is what you stain with cheetos?