Murder Of English

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    The Leave Applications as follows:
    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

    This is from Oracle Bangalore:
    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


    Another gem from CDAC.

    Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

    From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

    Another employee applied for half day leave as fol

    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

    An incident of a leave letter:

    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

    A leave letter to the headmaster:

    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

    Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

    Covering note:

    "I am enclosed herewith..."

    Another one:

    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

    Actual letter written for application of leave:

    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

    Letter writing:-

    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

    A candidate's job application:


    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

    A man telling someone about his family

    I have two daughters and both of them are girls

    My teacher feeling hot saw the queue for submission and said....
    I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!!


     
    samtron, May 3, 2007 IP
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    HAHAHAHA, brilliant!
     
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    For some reason.. the english sounds really odd and somewhat format to actually work lol..
     
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