Mumbai evidence- Full of hilarious elements!!!

The hostages are of use only as long as you do not come under fire. If you are still threatened then do not saddle yourself with the burden of the hostages. Immediately kill them.

Do not be taken alive, kill all hostages including the three foreigners and the women but do not kill the two Muslims you are holding.

Keep your phone switched on so that we can hear the gunfire.

Throw one or two grenades on the navy and the police teams which are outside.

Keep two magazines and three grenades aside and expend the rest of your ammunition.

Brother you have to fight, this being a matter of the prestige of Islam

These were the ALL IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS that were being given by the EVIL Zarar Shah of LeT to KASAB and his mates all the way from Pakistan through phone calls. Not only that he also had the courtesy to lend his personal boat to the Militants. He also told them to capture any "WAZIRS" so that they can make any demands to the Indian Govt., for example an exclusive meeting with Aishwariya Rai!

ZARAR SHAH had also given them written instructions in URDU on how to operate the GPS devices ( wonder what the hell was he doing in the months of training earlier, but anyway!), had also given him a list of the names of his mates (so that Indian police ) may find it easy to create evidence. And what more Kasab had a telephone in which all the numbers of all the terrorists in Pakistan were saved....How stupid of you ZARAR SHAH!

And even after all the valueable instructions on the phone, KASAB gets caught, immediately admits he's a Paksitani and tells how he was trained. He tells another valueable information that Zarar Shah told him that some of militants were also dispatched to Kashmir!! Boy o boy, this Zarar Shah must have had IQ level of ZERO!

And the stupidity does not ends here, he even gives his "SOLDIERS OF ISLAM" some items so that they can enjoy their trip to MUMBAI.

The contents:
Pickle (hmm.....tasty)
Match Box ( must have been to light a cigar)
PAK Detergent Powder (so that Kasab can wash his pants of blood stains)
Tissue Paper
Wheat Flour
Mountain Dew.... Do the Dew!
Medicam dental Cream....no toothbrush?
Touchme Shaving Cream.....why no razor
Milk Pak powder

All i can say is.......WTF! Were they going to Mumbai for Picnic or to kill people Common sense says that they should have carried ready-top-eat meal rather than carry a whole pile of evidences!

But then again we can easily conclude that Zarar Shah must have had a brain of the size of a grain of sand!

Oh and another interesting thing to point out...PAK Detergent is not made in Paksitan in fact its got PERSIAN WRITTEN ALL OVER IT's cover! Its made in Iran!

And the cover of pickle showed in the dossier is the f***ing back side of the detergent powder................Now IVE SEEN EVERYTHING~BOOM~

And what fitting start to the dossier, nothing short of a Bolywood punch line:
Imagine Amitabh bachan narrating it:
"Mumbai, the commercial capital of India, came under a heinous terrorist attack on 26, November, 2008.

 

thank you for sharing

 

I guess they hired people from bollywood to forge the so called evidence.

 

I think ajmal was a fan of Salman khan.