If you need someone who speaks PHP, MySQL, Perl, HTML, CSS, shell scripting, Linux administration, or creative writing, and maybe even a little design and graphics work, I'm your man. Ninja. Whatever. I've been using computers 25 years. I have a Bachelor's degree in English; it is my first and most-loved language. (I also have a fondness for PHP and Perl, however.) I am in need of some work, and maybe a full-time job if our working relationship blooms. Buy me dinner first. My charges are reasonable; PM me or e-mail me at my username at gmail. Let me know up front what kind of work you are interested in, and we can discuss specifics. I'm looking forward to hearing from you.