MSN vs GOOGLE - Search Engine Rap Battle

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kojakfilth, Sep 22, 2008.

  1. #1
    Watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w688s-AURE

    LYRICS

    Google:
    Your new system hasnt gotten many users
    They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
    Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
    My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
    Well connected - i got crazy links
    S-E-O just means what google thinks
    Smart people, they wanna work for me
    That's why I jack you for your employees
    Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
    i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
    Search market share: 4% you
    68 me. this battle rap is through

    MSN:
    You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
    He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
    Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
    Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
    Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work,
    nobody uses them, they go for the search
    I own your platform, I own IE,
    I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
    You steal my people? heres the stor-y
    I buy Facebook and jack your employees
    You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya
    cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
     
    kojakfilth, Sep 22, 2008 IP
  2. NeuroToxic

    NeuroToxic Banned

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    Rofl... :) Thats hilarious, thanks for sharing that with us... :D
     
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    Radz Notable Member

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    lol.. that was funny, Microsoft can't beet Google in Search Engine for at least Next 10 years... this is my thinking
     
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    10 years i think no one can never ever beat google ..................
     
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    ali-2006 Peon

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    Google rule !!!! now and ever
     
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    LOL. Thanks for posting. Got a good humor there. I agree I think they will have a hard time beating google in the top position.
     
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