Mountain Dew is the only one who gives you choices. Right now at http://dewmocracy.com you can vote for the next flavor of MD.
At one time, with the right amount of dew, I could piss my name in the snow. My full name. No poser here.. Just the real thing.. Been there done that. Looks like DP is still kickin' butt btw.
mountain dew is horrible and makes my kid retarded. it tastes like sugary poop and never quenches your thirst it just makes you feel sick because you always feel thirsty so you drink a lot of it when theres nothing else to drink.
As a child, I loved both equally. Although I must say that MD IMHO has a slight edge during a hot summer day since it didn't rest heavy on the tongue. I love the fact that they did some overhauls on the advertising a few years ago.
Only those the Dew God has elected can handle the glory of Dew. Others will try and fail. But only we, who are written in the book of Dew, will find peace and love, in the all mighty Dew. And when others see our peace and joy, that we receive from the Dew, they will become envious, and will persecute Dew lovers everywhere. But I am grateful to be worthy of such suffering, For the all mighty Dew. PS to God No offense big guy, just haven some fun.