I've never won any money...don't gamble...but I did win a nice mountain bike at a baseball game. Does that count?
Hit a royal flush for $1,000 playing video poker one day at work, of all places. Our CPA walked into my office for a meeting literally 30 seconds after I hit it, so I had to hide my excitement quick to not get busted.
it all counts if you don't mind me asking... how on earth did you win a bike? shouldn't it have been a baseball bat or some tickets?
I won around $1,00,000,000,000,000 once. It was a very nice feeling..until my dad woke me up. (I got so mad that I chopped off everybody's head in my town )