Ok I need to kill some time and have a laugh so I wanna ask you......Whats the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I cant think of any! I know there has to be some because Im a bit of a blonde and blonde comments slip out sometimes. I probably embarrass myself more with those other than embarrassing things Ive done! LOL
Well... the most embarrasing thing thats ever happened to me: When I was a senior in high school, I was dating a freshman. Her father happened to be a deputy sheriff. Anyhow, long story short, her dad was pretty strict so I really only got to see her when she was at her mothers house. Since I played baseball throughout high school, we stayed after one of the games to help clean up. Long story short, we ended up making out and a different deputy sheriff ended up catching us. He put me in his car, and went up to talk to her to make sure everything was alright. After she verified my story, he let us go and said that we had to leave the field but he wouldnt say anything to her dad.. because he did the same thing when he was our age. We broke up after high school because she kept calling me 5300 times a day. Oddly enough, I really miss her.
The only problem is that shes at the University of Kentucky and I'm at Shawnee State University. That and we dated in 2002... and I've currently got a girlfriend (although I cant exactly say I'm happy at the moment)... Anyhow.. the embarrasing part is that I thought I was a tough-guy in high school.. and since that incident... I realized... I wasnt =) It killed my over-sized teen ego. =P
Well I have quite alot of embarassing moments in my life. Once, when I was a kid. I got real drunk and fell of a 2 meter high bar in a local pub. I fell right on top of a waitress which was carrying 10 glasses. I cut my knee real bad and ended going in hospital to get stitched. Waitress survived somehow. Due to the fact that I was too intoxicated, I did not get any anaesthetics. The doctors called my folks to come and pick me up in about 5am. They told them that I asked out 3 of the nurses to go back with me to the pub "whenever they are done fixing my leg". When they were stitching me , my friends (30 drunk lads) came to the ER. They almost provoked the night watch to call police. The embarassing moment was when I saw my parents comming. The faces they made when they met the crew which fixed me They were so embarassed by me, and likewise ...I was too. Also when I went a week after to get my examine it was twice as awful. This time I was all sober and turned red when I saw the nurses laughing and making jokes. I was 16 yrs old back then. I am 23 now. omfg..if my kid does that I will kick his ass
We were getting some new kitchen cabinets the next morning and to save a few bucks I told the guy I would remove the old ones. I got them all out except for the ones that the plumbing came up through the cabinets AFTER they were in place so to get that set out I needed to find a small saw, actually any saw would have been fine but with kids moving in and out for the last two years, things were hard to find. It's getting to be close to midnight now and I'm tired and want to be done. So the only thing I could find was a chain saw. It's close to midnight, my wife is in bed sleeping so I close the bedroom door and fire up the chain saw. I bend down to cut the little piece of wood that would make the extraction of the cabinet easy and I literally just nicked the copper pipe that delivers the HOT water and needless to say, water starting going everywhere. To turn the water off to the house, you have to go through our bedroom. So I go running in there, my wife thinks the house is on fire or something in the panic mode I was in. I did get the water turned off and the cabinets put in the next day bit a year after that my wife wouldn't let me get new a power tool! I still haven't lived that one down.
I once put my hand underneath a lawn mower shroud...while it was still running!!!! Boy was my face red...and my finger too from all the blood.