Morons line up to buy Iphone....meanwhile scientists create synthetic life form.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tesla, Jun 29, 2007.

  1. #1
    Today many morons who don't read much lined up to buy the Crap phone, I mean Iphone. This is basically a phone which combines the features of an Ipod, MP3 player, and a bunch of other gadgets into one overpriced product.

    The Iphone is based on technology that is over 60 years old(cell phones make calls using radio waves, and the Internet is more than 30 years old).

    Meanwhile, scientists are currently in the process of creating a synthetic lifeform through bacteria, which should be "born" in a few more months:http://prisonplanet.com/articles/june2007/290607artificial.htm


    You see, this is how the system works. The government and corporations which control them sell you overpriced gadgets and gizmos(like the Iphone), then they turn around and use the money to invest in REAL technologies and sciences.

    This is why they have all the money and power, and the people who buy the Iphone are nothing but slaves. Some of you will go put yourself in debt just to pay for this piece of trash phone.

    But that is ok. When you are forced to sell your phone in five years when the U.S. enters a recession(which leading economists say we're heading for), I'll be happy to buy your outdated Iphone for $5.

    Have a nice day..............
     
    tesla, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    That's all well and good, but where can I buy a synthetic life form?

    The wheel is pretty old tech too, and we're still buying cars :rolleyes: :p
     
    Kerosene, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  3. MMemmer

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    Hmmm, and here I wasn't buying it just because no one was worth that just for a phone call but LOL it is sexy.
     
    MMemmer, Jun 29, 2007 IP
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    checksum Notable Member

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    Relax tesla, it's just a phone. :confused:
     
    checksum, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  5. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    OWNED man...

    IT
     
    Correctus, Jun 29, 2007 IP
  6. dgridley

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    I saw that about the synthetic life forms earlier.. makes you wonder about "our" creator sometimes.. a guy in a white lab coat, perhaps? :D
     
    dgridley, Jun 29, 2007 IP