He probably has no idea who he is...Just figures he's a fan. It would have been downright disturbing if it was the "modern" Michael Jackson. At least that was in the days when he still had a nose.
At least they arent eating milk and cookies together. Maybe this picture was taken while Michael was negotiating to buy the rights to Benny Hill. Back when he was rich he tried to buy everything.
I ran into Jackson during this period. The bad news is that I'm under contractual obligation to give him a piggy back ride whenever I see him. The good news is I recieved $100,000 and he's light as a feather.
And then I will be able to have my pick of future wives as the ogle at my vast green empire of dots. Of course I might not be happy, because I will never know if they love me for me or for my green rep.
rofl Man you have some imagination. You should write Childrens comedy books in the style of Rhoal Dahl or however you spell it.