Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

thank you. your advices helps the community. LOL

 

Left shirt is perfect for my girl friend to make her happy.

 

Funny.. haha.. thanks

 

I want to have sex with a man. Am i gay?
- If you have those types of feelings, then yes you are, there is no point in hiding it, be a rebel (You can have feelings towrads both sexes, hence the term "Bi".

Well thats what i been taught to say.. i should be a dr.phil type of guy .. Dr. Eards

 

I know what B will say on that. It will definitely be "Not as long as you don't look each other in the eyes"

B's been using that for quite sometime now

 

oh my! Has this just become Grim's sex and relationship advice thread?

 

If I push a girl away and she still keeps coming back what does it mean?

A. Axe (lynx) deo actually works
B. She's a psycho and will soon come at me with a chainsaw
C. She's convinced herself that no other idiot in the world would ever fall for her
D. Some reason which will probably never be understood by men (I pray it is this one)

 

Ah shit dude, why didn't you tell me this earlier. It would have stopped my finance from cracking the shits! :X

 

yea she wants you, especially if shes really attractive. Shes used to getting hit on all the time so when one comes and pushes her away, it means that he has more value then any other man out there since he isnt doing the usual thing other guys do. hope that helps.
check out my sig for more help!

 

is cracking the shits like eating Taco Bell?

 

Cylon

Can you do both while farting? That would work!

Grim_Reaper

There are exceptions. Sometimes you are taking a shower after a game of football and suddenly slip and fall and it just happens your manly stick of wisdom slips into your team mate's exit hole. That does not count even if you do make eye contact.

vibinhari

She obviously likes small penises

FunkyFresh

You don't know what you are talking about! Go away from my thread before i get a mod to delete your post. Everyone is here to hear a pro, not some misleading theory.

 

Manly stick of wisdom? HAHAHA. FunkyFresh...we will not accept immitaters.

 

Dude! Nobody takes shit seriously here but thanks for trying

mightyb

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Maybe you grow on people, but so does cancer

 

more great advice from mightyB

 

So I am gonna have lunch with girl 1, and she wants to invite her friend. I was hoping to turn this meal into a lunch bj. can I still do it?

 

The dumber your sunglasses are, the cooler you have to be to to pull them off. If you are really cool, some silly sunglasses can really set you apart. But if you are not cool enough to make it work, stick with some inconspicuous shades.

Those glasses are terrible, mightyb!

 

mightyb, I was told I look like a rapist. will that help me get girls?

 

Sure! He would love that.

Yes! They make you harder to recognise therefore lowering your chances of getting arrested.

They are just over-sized contact lenses.

Yes! This is how Tom Cruise got Katie. Apart from the fact he did not just look like a rapist.