Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

Um, that's Homer Simpson, not me. I do not resemble Homer in any way whatsoever.

 

ok.i didnt know that then in that case just let mightyb answer that taking into account all the stats you have given him.

 

Is it wrong to force feed your divorced wife cocopops?

 

Chicks dig a lick to the face. It's very popular.

 

Gee thanks... now I know what a combination of Ponds face powder and Fair n Lovely cream tastes like...

 

It is wrong to have a divorced wife named Cocopops in the first place. With that kind of a name you should never let her get away!

 

lol! you know what i meant

 

Why is Homer sitting on your face? Or is that a chair?

 

instead of having an avatar that says ####edup, why not make it say hodge?

 

3 years ago I could have told you. Now I'm not so sure. I guess I was going for a connection between "F"ed up and "hodged" up

 

Dear Mighty B:

How do I get Hodgedup to love me?

 

I thought it was HodgeDup. As in you used to be Hodge, but got banned and created a very clever duplicate account called HodgeDup.

 

Very good Roman. Are there not 8 other planets?

 

Ssshh don't tell the mods.

I'm the original, unless the dup killed me and took my memories. Well I'm going to be wondering about that all day now.

 

not in our solar system their isn't. where'd you go to school?

I learned from The Sixth Day (starring Arnold) that the clone always has a barcode behind it's ear, that way we can know which one we are allowed to kill. So let's just take a look!

 

Mercury,
Venus,
Earth,
Mars,
Jupiter,
Saturn,
Uranus,
Neptune,
Pluto

That's 9 by my count, so 8 others was right. I think you'll find they're in the right order too. You were saying Cylon?!

 

awww, poor countryboy. Pluto isn't a planet, haven't you heard?

From its discovery in 1930 until 2006, Pluto was counted as the Solar System's ninth planet. In the late 20th and early 21st centuries, however, many objects similar to Pluto were discovered in the outer solar system, notably the scattered disc object Eris, which is 27% more massive than Pluto. On August 24, 2006 the IAU defined the term "planet" for the first time. This definition excluded Pluto, which the IAU reclassified as a member of the new category of dwarf planets along with Eris and Ceres.After the reclassification, Pluto was added to the list of minor planets and given the number 134340.

 

Pluto isn't a planet? No shit. I stand corrected.
In my defence I left school well before 2006, so it can't be an omission in my schooling to blame!

 

I say it really messed up our schooling. I mean how many mini-models were made with 9 planets? now they are saying we only had to make 8? what a rip off.