Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. 5starpix

    5starpix Notable Member

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    #21
    omg what a funny post..lol :)
     
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  2. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #22
    ZeroCapacity

    To avoid STIs sprinkle some coffee on your balls before the sexual intercourse.

    Night Owl


    In shirt... Yes, you are!

    buffalo

    Yes! Tip: If you see a girl/guy you like on the street lick them in the face to show your true feelings for them.

    Porn has been linked to tooth decay. Don't watch it!

    A sex and relationship guru like me has to spread his knowledge to others. Hours...

    Like i said before girls don't like sex. Why would you want a freak?

    Shazz

    Someone broke into my house and stole my underwear the other night. I think i know who that was.
     
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #23
    You're killin me :D

    Next time warn me I just spilled coffee all over myself
     
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  4. ZeroCapacity

    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    #24
    How does a Troll get a woman? I am not asking for me but for a friend. :D;):p
     
    ZeroCapacity, Feb 17, 2008 IP
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    butternyk Well-Known Member

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    #25
    i really love this - a week full of work and a nice weekend reading this entertainment. keep them coming. makes us feel better
     
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  6. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #26
    Trolls have friends? :eek: :p
     
    buffalo, Feb 17, 2008 IP
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    #27
    LOL! Funny thread thanks for all the advice it may come in handy.
     
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  8. ZeroCapacity

    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    #28
    Only within our hordes. Which is why I am asking too many members of my horde need women. :p
     
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  9. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #29
    Oh, I get it. Time to replenish the gene pool... ;)
     
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  10. ZeroCapacity

    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    #30
    Now you got it! :D Volunteering? :p
     
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  11. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #31
    HA! Nope. I have spent time as a troll and I have moved on from that phase of my life... ;)
     
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  12. ZeroCapacity

    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    #32
    Once you go Troll you never go back! :eek:;)
     
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    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #33
    LOL funny thread there mate :p
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #34
    More questions for mightyb...

    Do you feel awkward a few seconds before you kiss a girl?

    Do you waste time on kissing a girl?

    Why do girls want less kissing?

    Describe a "proper" kiss....

    Do you time your kisses?

    Did you ever drink vodka through the eye, had your hand stuck in the can crasher, drunk from the fish tank, had a 4 way kiss, watched lesbians get off with each other, kissed your friend of the same sex, shagged the host, fell down the stairs, woke up next to a stranger, was sick the next day all in one night?

    And for MG... DP is my hobby. ;)
     
    buffalo, Feb 17, 2008 IP
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    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #35
    That's exactly what I mean :rolleyes:
     
    DomainMagnate, Feb 18, 2008 IP
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    #36
    mightyb

    How long should I wait to call a girl after the first date?

    Do you think it's better to leave a bar with a girl or get as many phone numbers as possible?
     
    bogart, Feb 18, 2008 IP
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    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #37
    Sex and relationship adviser...hmmm...nice...I hope I won't need ;)
     
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #38
    One day you may have a girlfreind and may need some help :D
     
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    #39
    Best question: what a women wants?
     
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    Cylon Peon

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    #40
    is my penis big enough?
     
    Cylon, Feb 19, 2008 IP