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Mightyb's sex and relationship advice thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #181
    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    This is just scary. :eek:
    SEMrush
     
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  2. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #182
    A raincoat like this one

    [​IMG]

    Buffalo

    Looks like the trend is on! :D
     
    mightyb, Apr 14, 2008 IP
  3. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #183
    And what about the trousers? Do I need a hat?
     
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  4. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #184
    Nah, just the raincoat and sunglasses. I went on my first date like that. It worked a charm! Trust me, i know what I'm doing.








    PS: edit- (Surprise date)
     
    mightyb, Apr 14, 2008 IP
  5. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    mightyb Banned

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    #186
    Soooooo... has everyone run out of questions? It looks like this thread has worked and everyone is too busy getting laid. Excellent!
     
    mightyb, Jun 3, 2008 IP
  7. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #187
    Now that you guys changed your avatars my post doesn't make sense anymore... :eek::(
     
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  8. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #188
    I don't know. My face and that rabbit are quite disturbing.
     
    mightyb, Jun 3, 2008 IP
  9. digitalduke

    digitalduke Notable Member

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    #189
    How important are drugs when you

    talk to a girl for first time
    get her attention
    make a good conversation
    make her feel more comfortable
    make her feel I am there for her to listen to her
    ask her out
    move to her house
    <<<End of part 1>>>

    p.s. drug in not as hard ones, but normal ones. I mean natural..:D

    Thanks mightyb
     
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  10. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #190
    how do you know it is a rabbit if it has no head?


    What is the best way to die?
     
    Cylon, Jun 3, 2008 IP
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    thewolf32 Active Member

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    clinton Well-Known Member

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    #192
    What does it mean when a girl gives me a blow job and it feels like sand paper and my wang looks like a wood block?

    Is a girl hinting when she licks her lips, does that mean she wants me to buy her diner?

    Do girls have different peepees than guys?

    Can I scratch my head when I'm around girls? If not, which one?
     
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    digitalduke Notable Member

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    #193
    btw, after you have answered my question, I would like to ask who are those ladies in the avatar btw :)
     
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #194
    Do you think Hooters is a good place to bring a first date?
     
    bogart, Jun 4, 2008 IP
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    Cylon Peon

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    #195
    how do I get to have sex with a hooters girl?

    and how do I get out of a situation like this:

    [​IMG]
     
    Cylon, Jun 4, 2008 IP
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    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #196
    ^ No escape from that... pedobear NEVER gives up

    [​IMG]

    sowee mightybee for answerin one of your questions :(
     
    vibinhari, Jun 4, 2008 IP
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    mightyb Banned

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    #197
    digitalduke

    talk to a girl for first time ---- Girl: Hey! Sorry, have you got time? You: Yooooooo... Plentyyyyy....
    get her attention ---- Girl: Oh... *confused* Don't worry... You: Do you like colours?
    make a good conversation ---- Girl: Hmmm... *confused* what? You: Like... Purple? Haze? Blue? I like colours!
    make her feel more comfortable ---- Girl: *uncomfortable* Listen, I need to go... You: WAIIITTT!!!! I was only just beginning to appreciate the texture of the top you are wearing...
    make her feel I am there for her to listen to her ---- Girl: *runs* You: I think I love you!!!
    ask her out ---- You: Wanna go out for a baguette or something? Like food and stuff...
    move to her house ---- You: Oh... shes gone... I bet she has food at her house... I need to move in with her... I need to... What I was thinking about again? Hmmm... *toke* *toke* *toke*...

    Cylon

    Do rabbits have heads?

    On the toilet from heart attack after teasing one out.

    clinton

    What does it mean when a girl gives me a blow job and it feels like sand paper and my wang looks like a wood block? It means you are being visited by creapy crawlies for being a fool who does not wrap his tool.

    Is a girl hinting when she licks her lips, does that mean she wants me to buy her diner? No, she probably just finished eating a doughnut and would probably be too stuffed for dinner.

    Do girls have different peepees than guys? No, My girlfriend is from Thailand and hers is bigger than mine.

    Can I scratch my head when I'm around girls? If not, which one? Yes, hers.



    digitalduke

    The avatar ladies? No idea. This is what I do. I run up to random girls, quickly take a picture before they know what hit them and run away. Then I go to DP and pretend like I'm very popular with women.

    bogart

    Yea, they pay good salary there and your date can bring free food back home.

    Cylon

    While waiting for your order drill a glory hole in the table and pretend like nothing has happened. When they bring your food point at your shlong and ask them to wipe that strange object from the table.


    Situation? You being that girl, bear or a rabbit?


    vibinhari

    Too late, I can't recall that free fertiliser I mailed to you.
     
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    clinton Well-Known Member

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    #198
    If she was eating my dougnuts, she owes me more than dinner.:D
     
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    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #200
    You need to join the Hoboken NJ Police Swat Team and have access to automatic weapons.

    [​IMG]
     
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