Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by jrbiz, Dec 25, 2019.

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    Best wishes for a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and prosperous 2020!

    My 2019 letter to Santa:

    "Dear Santa,

    For this year I'm requesting a fat bank account and a small body.

    P.S. Please don't mix them up, like you did last year."
     
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    The problem with having a fat bank account is that it gives you the ability to be able to buy more food...so much for the small body.

    Joyeux Noel et bonne annee.:)
     
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    I don't believe Santa knows anything about a small body.

    Happy New Year.

    Seems to me your letter should be a resolution - but then, who ever keeps those things around after February starts?
     
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