Men vs. Women

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Sep 16, 2007.

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    1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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    2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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    3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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    4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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    5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

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    6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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    7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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    8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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    9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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    10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
     
    sarathy, Sep 16, 2007 IP
  2. britishguy

    britishguy Prominent Member

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    #2
    So we all know now ;)
    Thanks :cool:
     
    britishguy, Sep 16, 2007 IP
  3. NamcoMan

    NamcoMan Peon

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    #3
    Very nice :D
     
    NamcoMan, Sep 16, 2007 IP
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    Lethal7 Active Member

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    #4
    some good ones there :D
     
    Lethal7, Sep 16, 2007 IP
  5. TWalker

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    #5
    I never wanted to get married and I never understood why anyone else wants to either.
     
    TWalker, Sep 16, 2007 IP
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    #6
    lol thanks for the laugh:D
     
    xPsycho, Sep 16, 2007 IP
  7. 8everything

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    #7
    Okay, is this a new trend and a new post :p someone write one why Women are better to balance things out ;)
     
    8everything, Sep 16, 2007 IP
  8. arabSquad

    arabSquad Well-Known Member

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    #8
    LOL .. SO TRUE
     
    arabSquad, Sep 16, 2007 IP
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    soniqhost.com Notable Member

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    #9
    Pretty good.
     
    soniqhost.com, Sep 16, 2007 IP
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    #10
    U must have very good experience to write these..
     
    justvenkys, Sep 17, 2007 IP
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    forumrating Notable Member

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    #11
    thts kinda as good as saying man never understands a women :p
     
    forumrating, Sep 17, 2007 IP
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    c00ldude123 Banned

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    #12
    Awesome brother really funny i think it is real
     
    c00ldude123, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  13. Ireq

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    #13
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - it proves how different we are, though put to make people laugh, but so true on the other hand
     
    Ireq, Sep 17, 2007 IP
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    #14
    thats life!
    It would be boring, if M&F would be the same...? dont you think?
     
    Zulka, Sep 17, 2007 IP
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    tigrrra Well-Known Member

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    #15
    i take it your alone :(
     
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    #16
    It is a matter of finding the right person, then all doubts whether to marry or not dissapear
     
    Ireq, Sep 18, 2007 IP
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    #17
    I like it ... and there ias alot of truth here
     
    Patomar, Sep 20, 2007 IP
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    #18
    I really like it! Cool :)
     
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    #19
    very good nice man.
     
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    D3n!ss3_gÜrL Banned

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    #20
    Some of those are true but not all! heh heh :D

    well, on the topic of marriage, i myself wants to be married soon but i'm still taking my time on looking the right one since marriage is a sacred bows. Besides, I am still young, i am not in a hurry... :D
     
    D3n!ss3_gÜrL, Sep 25, 2007 IP