Men are happier creatures

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    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans, children's
    birthday parties and Christmas all take care of themselves. Chocolate is just
    another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a
    white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
    mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
    to another gas station restroom because this one is just too yeuch .

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
    work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £500, suit £100. People
    never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
    well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or
    mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
    five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtful-ness. If someone
    forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
    enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
    wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The
    same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face
    and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
    hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear
    shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
    knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.



    :p
     
    MELLA, Feb 9, 2006 IP
  2. Jarodboy

    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    #2
    That part is soooooooooooooooooo true!!! :D
     
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  3. mcfox

    mcfox Wind Maker

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    #3
    Why do women always try to make things so complicated ...? You have there, the secret to a happy life. :p

    PS - Should you decide to adopt this blueprint to happiness, remember; don't pee into the wind or onto an electric fence.
     
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  4. blackbug

    blackbug Peon

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    #4
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Actually, I do.

    It's "righty tighty, lefty loosey!" :)
     
    blackbug, Feb 9, 2006 IP
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    dsm56 Active Member

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    Ah but you are forgetting,

    we have to listen to complaints about the stuff you listed there :) Thats even worse than actually doing them, not only are you re-living it, but you are wasting time too :) (hope that makes sense)

    But deep down i do agree :)
     
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    girbaud Peon

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    #6
    women are more sensitive than men. they have different nature.
    i think women and men are completely different. maybe in some ways, they are the same, but as you said, "women always try to make things so complicated" other men can also make things worst.
     
    girbaud, Feb 9, 2006 IP
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    genkied Active Member

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    hmmmmmm hey but you told me before that you are a man :eek: ...:D : :D girbaud are you a man or woman?????? :D :
     
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    _vlada_ Peon

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    hehehe, nice, MELLA :)

    and here is something for you:


     
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    bloggermel Peon

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    #9
    this one resonated with me :D

     
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    EGS Notable Member

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    #10
    You DON'T have to NOT wear a t-shirt to a water park. I'd prefer if women didn't, and I'm sure many of us here wouldn't either. :D
     
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    ...yet I still wonder why men die young than women.
     
    digimania, Feb 10, 2006 IP
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    Perrow Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Yeah right, chocolate is not a snack, it's a drug.
    Nope, they tell us more advanced lies which we choose to beleive because revealing our ignorance would harm our sense of selves.
    Yeah right again.
    True, even when talking to my mom. Talking to my father is more like 15 sec, thats if we both have something to communicate.
    That was the previous generation, today underwear is quite equal as far as the price tag goes. Quality wise it's another story.
    Hey, where I shave and not is my bussiness :eek:
    Wouldn't have it any other way. :cool:

    How I miss them Tim Tams (the screaming part anyway ;) ).
     
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    devAngel Banned

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    #13
    except if they have man boobs :D
     
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    Seiya Peon

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    #14
    This thread is not true!

    Mens life is harder simply because:

    We have to deal with women.

    And this is also why we die younger. If you women could stop being so complicated mans life would be easier, all those benefits we supposedly have get erased by the opposite sex.

    Girls are still hot <3<3<3 :D
     
    Seiya, Feb 11, 2006 IP
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    #15
    Whoever wrote that never had to actually have a discussion with a woman involving a picture being hung on a wall.

    Alone, a guy can hang a picture in about 10 seconds flat or not hang it. It really makes little difference either way.

    Add a woman to the mix, it takes a weekend, and a myriad different placements on the wall. Sometimes involving imperceptibly minor changes in position (millimeters sometimes), different orientations of said picture, how the light will affect it, etc.

    :p
     
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  16. mcfox

    mcfox Wind Maker

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    Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Geeze! I nearly drowned in my tea. :D :D

    You forgot to include the part where the entire room needs re-arranging and shifting about before everything gets put back to their respective positions and the picture gets hung exactly where you (the guy) said in the first place. :cool:
     
    mcfox, Feb 12, 2006 IP