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Matt Cutts: A screenshot of his start menu after the PR dump

Discussion in 'Google' started by SEMSpot, Oct 25, 2007.

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    Open Email - Pretty self explanatory, this opens his MSN email.
    Messenger -This opens his MSN Messenger program.
    Spell Checker - This auto spell checks www.semspot.com and checks for every time I screw up “there” and “their”.
    Google Updates - This folder contains all of the upcoming Google updates that will be rolled out in the coming months.
    Complaints - This folder is 301 redirect to the computers recycle bin.
    PR Update Tools - Tools used by Matt to start the process of updating page rank for every website on the internet.
    PR Killer! v1.05 - Program used to target individual websites and lower there PR with a click of a button and a captcha code. Version 1.06 should be out soon and will no longer use captcha to validate the user, it will now use a retina scanner to ensure it is in fact Matt Cutts. Some rumors are floating around in regards to someone using this program without permission and lowering the PR of some websites that did not deserve it earlier in the week. Those websites can be found on numerous forum and blog posts, you can check out these blogs for a short list, Andy Beard, Search Engine Land.
    Paid Link Detector 2007 - This program searches through a website and with 20% accuracy can determine if a link is paid or not. It then saves the found data to the PR Update Tools folder. This program is still in beta testing so most links it finds on a page are all considered paid. Donna is running a paid link poll, so if you do in fact buy links right now, run over and take her quick poll at SEO-Scoop.
    SERP’s Eraser 6.5 - Program used by Matt to penalize your website and at times even erase it completely from there system. Last I saw johnchow.com was bookmarked in this program.
    Backlink Deleter 2.0.8 - Program is very touchy and almost has a mind of it’s own from what I have been told. It has the ability to find backlinks to your site, however it not only finds them but also deletes them from the Google database. This of course is still in beta and needs to be tweaked.
    Shut Down Yahoo - This folder contained an all in one script that would lower all Yahoo pages PR to a 1, label the Yahoo Directory as a paid link farm, and send out 1 email to every yahoo.com email address advising them to switch to GMail.
    SEMrush
    The full article and screenshot image can be found on my blog in my sig. Just a quick laugh since everyone is in an uproar over the past few days and the PR changes.
     
    SEMSpot, Oct 25, 2007 IP
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    andreas21 Peon

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    you forget to mention Plato the ultimate plagiarism machine running with a v8 F1 machine @ 2 rpm to avoid hard drive crashing after processing 18billion websites/sec
     
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    That is on his desktop
     
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    Martindale Well-Known Member

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    Haha, great linkbait. Well done!
     
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    it's so nice and so comic:D
     
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    very fun but realistic...:D

     
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    Nice spoofs you've got there. hehe. :D
     
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    What a riot. I did not see anything there to deal with MSN.
     
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    SEMSpot Peon

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    Reapr if you look at the image on the left side at the top, you have email and messenger. Those icons are from msn. :)
     
    SEMSpot, Oct 25, 2007 IP
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    applauds the good job at viral marketing
     
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    Wow. It took me 2 minutes to realize it was fake. lol
     
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    Very funny :) Thanks for sharing.
     
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    Also you should exclude the MSN Messenger, and MSN e-mail , just put Gtalk and Gmail insted :D
     
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    Everyone participating in this thread has now been banned from Google for life. Oh crap, why did I have to comment?
     
    davewashere, Oct 25, 2007 IP
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    Haha... funny but quite true! Google has got me also.
     
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    How about this:

    AdWords Whore v2.5 - Daily and monthly list of AdWords biggest spenders. The top 100 will be removed from the first two pages of Google SERPS.
     
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    LOL coolin - great snapshot
     
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    lol great snapshot
     
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    Spoof posts like this only take credibility away from the DP community and I particularly don't appreciate wasting my time only to find out the post is a prank designed to get the topic starter hits to his/her site...

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    Please stop cluttering this fantastic forum with garbage. It's not even funny... Lame...
     
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