That's because they all have some heavyset manager chick behind the counter telling them to hurry back as soon as they can
I thought geez not another perv trying to show off of what they are trying to post here at DP. I was quite taken back and was able to giggle a wee bit. Ok so I had a good laugh.
Spank what? Your cleverly sloganned T-shirt? Last year on a trip to Oz, i got my brother a similar t-shirt. It was a tough choice. *Thoughts* Guess which one I got?