For my Friday Funnies blog, I took a great old marketing joke and embellished to include all types of online marketing including: search engine marketing, affiliate marketing, branding, SPAMMING and blog marketing. Scroll down toward the bottom for the good stuff I wrote just for you guys! You see an awesome woman at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." ***** That's Direct Marketing! You see an awesome woman at a party. You get her phone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." ***** That's Telemarketing! You're at a party and see an awesome woman. She walks up to you and says, "I've heard about you - you're fantastic in bed." ***** That's Branding! You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend asks "how do I know which one is the most fantastic in bed?" You say, well according to all the blogs - she is! ***** That's Blog Marketing! You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend says "so many beautiful women, how do they rank in bed?" You say, lets go to my office and Google them. ***** That's Search Marketing A guys on his way to a party realizes that there could be awesome women in all the houses he's passing. He climbs on the roof of a house near the center and shouts at the top of his lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" ***** That's SPAM! You are at a party and tell a guy to go talk to a woman because "she's really good in bed". ***** That's referral, err, I mean affiliate marketing! You tell a guy at a party to go talk to a woman and say "she's really good in bed - a friend told me she was the best he ever had AND he rated her a 10!†****** That's affiliate marketing with good pre-sell and a dynamite testimonial! Yuk it up and have a great weekend! Oh and feel free to add your own renditions or one-liners to this joke!
At the same party a guy comes in, hasn't said a word yet, disrupts a conversation about Google and says: "Hi, I just got my first date, can you review her please? I'm not sure where to stick my willy..." ********That's A Newbie Not Having A Clue About Marketing
You are at a party and see a sign on one door that says M4M and another that says M4W - that's niche marketing
After meeting a woman at the party, one of here friends come over and says my turn now. ***** That's Multi Level Marketting *****