Marketing Joke for Affiliates, SEOs & Spammers

Discussion in 'Affiliate Programs' started by 5starAffiliates, Jul 22, 2005.

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    For my Friday Funnies blog, I took a great old marketing joke and embellished to include all types of online marketing including: search engine marketing, affiliate marketing, branding, SPAMMING and blog marketing. Scroll down toward the bottom for the good stuff I wrote just for you guys!

    You see an awesome woman at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
    ***** That's Direct Marketing!

    You see an awesome woman at a party. You get her phone number.
    The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
    ***** That's Telemarketing!

    You're at a party and see an awesome woman. She walks up to you and says,
    "I've heard about you - you're fantastic in bed."
    ***** That's Branding!

    You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend asks "how do I know which one is the most fantastic in bed?" You say, well according to all the blogs - she is!
    ***** That's Blog Marketing!

    You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend says "so many beautiful women, how do they rank in bed?" You say, lets go to my office and Google them.
    ***** That's Search Marketing

    A guys on his way to a party realizes that there could be awesome women in all the houses he's passing. He climbs on the roof of a house near the center and shouts at the top of his lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
    ***** That's SPAM!

    You are at a party and tell a guy to go talk to a woman because "she's really good in bed".
    ***** That's referral, err, I mean affiliate marketing!

    You tell a guy at a party to go talk to a woman and say "she's really good in bed -
    a friend told me she was the best he ever had AND he rated her a 10!”
    ****** That's affiliate marketing with good pre-sell and a dynamite testimonial!


    Yuk it up and have a great weekend!

    Oh and feel free to add your own renditions or one-liners to this joke! :p
     
    5starAffiliates, Jul 22, 2005 IP
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  2. T0PS3O

    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    At the same party a guy comes in, hasn't said a word yet, disrupts a conversation about Google and says: "Hi, I just got my first date, can you review her please? I'm not sure where to stick my willy..."
    ********That's A Newbie Not Having A Clue About Marketing
     
    T0PS3O, Jul 22, 2005 IP
  3. affiliateintel

    affiliateintel Guest

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    #3
    Great post and so true
     
    affiliateintel, Jul 22, 2005 IP
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    Klaas Koopman Well-Known Member

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    #4
    fantastic post, and very very cool to read!
     
    Klaas Koopman, Jul 25, 2005 IP
  5. 5starAffiliates

    5starAffiliates Well-Known Member

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    Thanks guys, glad you liked it. It was pretty fun to write too!
     
    5starAffiliates, Jul 25, 2005 IP
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    randfish Peon

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    You are at a party and see a sign on one door that says M4M and another that says M4W - that's niche marketing :D
     
    randfish, Jul 25, 2005 IP
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    After meeting a woman at the party, one of here friends come over and says my turn now.
    ***** That's Multi Level Marketting *****
     
    jlawrence, Jul 26, 2005 IP
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    bryanong Peon

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    bryanong, Jul 29, 2005 IP