Marketing Concepts Of Iim Professor!!

Professor at IIM A was explaining Marketing concepts:



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say,

"I'm very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call

and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag

after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "Im very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

That's Demand and supply gap.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"

She turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!

That's competition eating into your market share.

 

thats cool stuff ... thanks for sharing