Marketing Concepts Of Iim Professor!!

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    Professor at IIM A was explaining Marketing concepts:



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and say,

    "I'm very rich. Marry me!"

    That's Direct Marketing.



    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

    you says,

    "He's very rich. Marry him."

    That's Advertising.



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call

    and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

    That's Telemarketing.



    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

    You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

    You open the door for her, pick up her bag

    after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

    "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

    That's Public Relations.



    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

    She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."

    That's Brand Recognition.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me"

    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

    That's Customer Feedback !!!!!



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and say, "Im very rich. Marry me!"

    And she introduces you to her husband.

    That's Demand and supply gap.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and before you say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"

    She turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!

    That's competition eating into your market share.
     
    tarjan, Mar 9, 2007 IP
  2. rays

    rays Active Member

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    thats cool stuff ... thanks for sharing
     
    rays, Mar 9, 2007 IP