Marketing 101

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

 

Love it great comparisons!

 

hehe I'd definately pass you some +rep if you wrote those yourself, still classic though.

 

That was pretty good..

Thanks,

 

ha ha .. brilliant.

 

Wow, I'm going to send then to my old marketing prof. ha.

 

so say you get her in bed, but it turns out you have herpes. is that viral marketing?

 

They are good.

True as well

Who says marketing isn't fun?

 

NICE

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