An Italian, a Frenchman and an Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening. The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Parsi says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! What did you do to make her scream for two hours?!? Parsi: I wiped my hands on the curtains."