Man cuts off own penis in restaurant

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  1. JScripting

    JScripting Active Member

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    #21
    eww
    who would do that lol
     
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  2. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #22
    that is bad! though i read matt cuts while opening the thread, some reading mistake i guess! perhaps it is better to go to bed now! i feel sleepy.

    and if i stay here and read these horror stories, i will have some real bad dreams:rolleyes:
     
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  3. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #23
    Yeah so did I.

    Matt Cutts off own penis in restaurant
     
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  4. Hopper

    Hopper Well-Known Member

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    #24
    Was it yet another protest at Matts anti paid links blog :D

    I can see it now ' yeah, yeah, yeah, I tell you what, if 'G' ever ban paid links i'll chop my dick off' said the Polish SEO to his new clients
     
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  5. 8everything

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    #25
    So gross... just hearing the title is making me more nauseous than I already am right now!!
     
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    chant Well-Known Member

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    #26
    Maybe this guy just wanted to leave a big tip for his waiter.
     
    chant, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    Shadow Puppet Guest

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    #27
    pfft attention seeker =P
     
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    #28
    How many times in history has this happened now? eesh...
     
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  9. madkad

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    #29
    after cutting off his Cumberland I am sure tear gas wasn't needed :D

    I bet that was a hard operation, so now there just waiting to see if the operation was a flop :D

    Customer: Whats on the special tonight waiter?

    Waiter: Tonights special is cock, with a side serving of some sort of red source

    LOL sorry I had to, but I will stop now :D
     
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  10. Muneeb2Good

    Muneeb2Good Notable Member

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    #30
    ohhh lol

    you just made me laughp !

    crazy !!!
     
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #31
    Maybe he was wanting a sex change, but couldn't afford to pay for surgery, lol
     
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  12. uttoransen

    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #32
    not excatly, though i hate that blog post! but then i really read that, and thought more interesting thing could be here!
    though dissapointed that matt did not cut his, whatever:rolleyes:

    lol:p
    [*laughs*]
     
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  13. moneyspeaks

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    #33
    that guy is clearly mentally ill. "no dick no life" - as paulo rudd said in "normal ohio
     
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    #34
    Ahhh,this is disgusting.
     
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    #35
    Sucks for this guy! bet he wishes he was dead now!
    wonder if he still has nuts and if hes still nuts now!
    source:news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

    cant find anything about drugs or booz sex problems etc
    but there has to be a cause!
     
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    #36
    Man i was going to eat lunch, but i guess i will skip it. Man there are sick people in this world.

    - Prilep :D
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #37
    Is this what you have to do to make sure you stay a virgin past 35??!! Do I need to do this...in five years??!! :D:D:D:D
     
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    #38
    lol. I thought the title was Matt Cutts off with his own.....
    Guess I wasn't the only one. :D
     
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    #39
    Don't say that, otherwise this thread will start ranking for that term...

    Matt Cutts off own penis in restaurant... :)
     
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    erotomania Banned

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    #40
    I don't think Matt will cut his own co*k !
     
    erotomania, Apr 25, 2007 IP