Jay Leno talked about this last night... Ohio man arrested for having sex with his picnic table multiple times. WTH is wrong with these people? Man Has Sex With Picnic Table PS: This is true - not April Fools
I believe the medical term is picnic table assisted masturbation. Not something to be attempted unless you have had specialist training to minimise the risk of splinters beforehand!
Lot's of people get ideas to do stuff... and than know better not to do it....but he went with it... four times
I bet the neighbors won't ever invite him over for a barbeque. They might be afraid he will start humping their picnic table! LOL This guy needs to do his freaky stuff in private. He may want to try a portable solution instead. Tweety Bird may not like it, but atleast he won't get arrested! And the device below has the tickler upgrade too! I wonder what the guy does with the umbrella once it's out of the picnic table?
Didn't that cause any problem to his d**k? Is that made of iron or what?!?!? This is weired,I think he has mental problem.
Now who made it illegal to harass your picnic table? Whoever enforced that law needs to be send to kinder garten to learn some common sense.
It isn't a felony to wack your weenie with a picnic table, but it is a felony if you do it outside, right next to a school.
What makes this illegal is having sex with your picnic table in your back yard, where your neighbors are able to video tape the evidence and give it to police. Also, it does not help that where he decided to have a picnic at was less then 100 yards away from a school playground. Update: it was a metal picnic table. News story video here.
Maybe his wife used to dress like one? Better the table than raping a minor or a woman. Few visits to the shrink would sort him out.
Colleen, according to the story Snowbird found it was metal so no, no splinters. I'm not really too surprised with this (scary thought) there are people out there who get satisfaction from using their tailpipe to pleasure themselves... I guess a table would just be a slightly more akward (positioning wise) way to do it.