Making Your Own Web Page....!!!!

1- Download a piece of Web authoring software – 20 minutes.
2- Think about what you want to write on your page – 6 weeks.
3- Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first you downloaded it – 20 minutes.
4- Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site – 1 minute.
5- Visit sites and find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like – 4 days.
6- Run setup of your web authoring software. After it fails, download it again – 25 minutes.
7- Run setup again, boot the software, and click all toolbar buttons to see what they do – 15 minutes.
8- View the source of others’ pages, steal some, and change the few words here and there – 4 hours.
9- Preview your Web page using the Web authoring software – 1 minute.
10- Try to horizontally line up two related images – 6 minutes.
11- Remove one of the images – 10 seconds.
12- Set the text’s font colors to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone – 4 hours.
13- Download a counter – 4 minutes.
14- Try to figure out why your counter reads “You are visitor number – 16.3 E10” – 3 hours.
15- Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text – 8 hours
16- Fine-Tune the text, and then prepare to load your Web page – 40 minutes.
17- Accidentally delete your complete Web page – 1 second
18- Recreate your Web page – 2 days.
19- Try to figure out how to load your Web page on to server – 3 weeks.
20- Call a patient friend to find out about FTP – 30 minutes.
21- Download FTP software – 10 minutes.
22- Call your friend again – 15 minutes.
23- Upload your Web page – 10 minutes.
24- Connect to your site on the Web – 1 minute.
25- Repeat any and all of the previous steps – “eternity”.

 

hehehe webmasters...

 

yeeey nice tutorial! It was very ''useful''

 

thats a long advice!
for most people, (i've seen alot round in here or other forums)

Add:
To Read Whole Guide or 1st Sentence = Never

 

your suggestion is the best about making own website but i think that you need to tell us the short suggestion

 

That was The only FUN dears. It Points to all Those non professional webmasters who try to make their web pages with out learning.

 

Hehe guess I was only one who understood that

''It was very ''useful''''

 

Yeah exactly U did few of these things also happened to me in start but now its ok