Make your own conspiracy theory here

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Rebecca, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. #1
    Make up your own conspiracy theory here. We could vote on the best one and maybe even start a website or blog around it...
     
    Rebecca, Apr 21, 2008 IP
  2. webwork

    webwork Banned

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    The statue of liberty is actually a secret headquaters for a mollusk species of aliens hailing from the Andromeda Galaxy.

    So what's the point of this again lol
     
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  3. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    Webwork, I fear that you may be right. According to undisclosed sources, Mollusk aliens are taking over slowly but surely. We are doomed.
     
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    lightless Notable Member

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    To exercise the dirty black corners of our suspicion infested minds :D

    This thread is a major conspiracy to divert attention from the serious political and social issues being discussed here in the p&r forum.
    Is it not ?? ;)
     
    lightless, Apr 21, 2008 IP
  5. ziya

    ziya Well-Known Member

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    What can you say about Barcodes are really intended to Control people.
    Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent
     
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    The CIA reads DP daily to spot potential suicide bombers LOL
     
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    NASA has identified a wormhole in space, which is rapidly moving towards our Solar System. I suspect when the wormHole comes close enough, the Kazmanati People of the Pieces Nebula would emerge through it, and invade the planet earth.

    My sources tell me its gonna happen on the 3rd week of the last month of the 3rd Leap Year of the 21st Century.


    Classified Intel has pinpointed the D-Day to be on 21st day of the last month of the 3rd Leap Year of the 21st Century.

    Now, that was a bit cryptic, so I haven't yet figured out what the Intel meant. But if any of the wonderful brains out there can decrypt this information, please share it with the world, so that we can prepare for the GRAND FINALE...
     
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    lightless Notable Member

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    yeah and they report the suspected people's posts and get them banned.
     
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  9. Plazimot

    Plazimot Peon

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    This will be fun :D

    In fact Abraham was senile old man ,who was a victim of a joke made by 2 of his servants.They were talking into a horn ,telling his to kill his first born in the name of God,they did have a few laughts but after seeing that senile old fool will actually do it one of them stopped him,saying to the other:"we've gone too far , we should have stopped after painting that burning bush",and the other one said :"but it's fun,who knows what senile old men will do next".
    Every other planet across the galaxy is inhabited by the fittest,strongest and most intelligent specie witch has ,by the laws of nature,demolished and exterminated other inferior species.But every society in those planets have a Liberal Douche members,and they are all sent into a starship call Father where they can live their ideas in peace.One day that ship came across Earth and liberal douches had idea that they will make that planet special and only planet where people don't live by the laws of nature and universe but by their liberal douche laws.They have seen that people on earth are religious so they have sent crew member Jesus to surface with a goal to make people love each others,believing that hes son of God.Jesus knew that people will at least beat the shit out of him (like it happened on other planet liberal douches tried to manipulate) and he had little doubts ,but they have promise to beam him up before he gets hurt but teleporter got broken ,and ,well you know the rest (another victim of liberal douches imposing their will).
    And than there was Mohammed,who had epilepsy when he was kid so some tribe man showed him how to make medicine to ease the symptom.But the medicine was hallucinogenic so he had some visions and he "spoke to God" few times,and when people around tried to tell him thats the hallucinogen talking he become violent.Tribe man than looked for the guy he got medicine from (he was somewhere in India) and told him that he has sold him bad stuff that makes people violent.But the Indian guy was defending himself saying that the local folks weren't violent they just have seen some strange looking monsters with a lot of arms.He later on explained that Buddha[unexplained time space disruption liberal douches caused] ,the guy who was to lazy to make any work so he tried to make people believe he was meditating ,was using the same stuff and he is practically a peaceful as vegetable.
    Later on Gathered council of planets saw what liberal douches caused and they have contacted Templars ,explaining them that earth people was to evolve (witch is written in All universe text books who are made out of pure logic and numerologie) into beings of pure energy ,but liberal douches got in the way with their sissy talks.So Templars contacted masons,masons contacted Illuminatis ,Illuminatis contacted Vrill,Vrill contacted Thule and they all went to Hitler (who was a complete jewish zionist ) and he formed a plan with Eugenics movement about exterminating the "not good enough" and those who are good enough would be sent to Israel (witch is the only place on earth sphere where Nebula x45z-4 ,witch radiation cause people to evolve to beings of pure energy,can penetrate trough earth natural cosmic shield).
    Later on Gathered council of planets have seen that Hitler is being too vegetarian (even thinking of forcing it to others) and is building a society where ,even tho a best specimens,will all be equal (there for no evolution is required and it would pollute the natural course of transforming into energy beings) so they have started to believe that he was influenced by liberal douches ,so they have contact Templars (and Templars contacted Masons and so on) and they all helped Allies to win the war.After the war Council put their trust into Illuminati ,but they have seem to kept power for them self (once again disturbing natural cause of evolution) so council have gave Vril society all the knowledge and technology to continue living under the Earth surface (where they of course are powering their whole infrastructure on internal everlasting Earth energy) from where they will shed some light on history when they time arrives.
     
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    :rolleyes: LOL , very well thought out - you have way too much time and imagination on your hands
     
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    I know,i know :eek:
     
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  12. gauharjk

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    Plazimot, you should be sued in court for being blasphemously creative... And your punishment, Two Hours at the Local Church on Sunday morning... :D
     
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  13. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    LOL:) Those are really good! We should make some conspiracy sites!! Would any of you object if I just started a blogger blog and listed some of these?
     
    Rebecca, Apr 23, 2008 IP
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    #14
    Actually, some good link bait would be a template where the user can choose who is in the conspiracy, dates, key names etc and it would generate a conspiracy theory from boiler plate.

    Like,

    Some theorists reason that {event1} was caused by {group1} on {date1}. With over 50,000 people indoctrinated into {group1}, it's quickly becoming a cult of massive proportions.
     
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    If it's wedding day(food+alcohol) ,i could bare that punishment :)
     
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    okay, here's mine.

    The japanese are secretly bulding human-like robots and storing them somewhere underground. When they have built just enough, they will release them to conquer the world. All armies will be helpless against those robots cuz you can't kill a robot, while the reciprocal doesn't stand.

    Always watch out for the quiet guy in the corner.
     
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  17. gauharjk

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    Why are the Japs building only one Robot at a time? They can just outsource the work to China, and they'll have a million robots in a year. That ought to help achieve their goal faster... :D

    Only if someone could solve the problem of batteries, which don't last for more than a couple of hours on Robots, I could have built my own Robot army...
     
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    My conspiracy theory is simple

    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

    He didnt just fall off the wall. What did he see on the other side of the wall that caused him to be pushed and then trampled upon by horses pretending to be trying to put him back together again? - The guvment dont wantcha to know!
     
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    GW Bush and Dick Cheney are really brothers...Condaliza Rice is their mother, and Osama Bin Laden is their father. :eek:
     
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    #20
    Digital point forums is actually a fundraising front for Hamas
     
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