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Make me Laugh and Get my DP sig FREE for a Month!

Discussion in 'Design Contests' started by nervo, Jun 16, 2007.

  1. #1
    Well yes, I am giving away one spot in my sig for a month to the poster with the funniest answer.

    Question: Why do YOU need sig links?
    SEMrush
    The contest ends 24h from now.
    Let them pile up :p
     
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    SEMrush
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    #2
    Well since im really bad at remembering things it helps me to remember what sites im supposed to be advertising for lol (this is actually the truth too which is the sad part LOL)
     
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    future Banned

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    #3
    SO you want a funniest answer of a very very serious and web masteric Question, here it is:

    I need signature link cause i want signature link, why i want? cause i need, why i need? cause i love, why i love? cause i am webmaster, why i am webmaster? cause i love to, why i love?, cause I am FUTURE :)

    or my second answer is:

    I want to get signature link cause i want to be popular as MADONNA
     
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  4. nks

    nks Well-Known Member

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    #4
    I want a sign free, because I want to exploit your account and make full use to a large extent and boost my sites.
     
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    ktutorials Peon

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    #5
    Question: Why do YOU need sig links?
    Answer: Because I don't need this....

    Hope tats atleast 1% funny.... :)
     
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    iGenius Banned

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    #6
    Question: Why do YOU need sig links?

    I want sig links
    Because I use pig inks
    Sig would be really helpful
    I am realy being truthful
    Please give me your signature
    So I can I increase my strature
    Please please please
    Let my success release
    from the hands of demons
    If I get it, I'll send you water melons.
     
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    rital Guest

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    #7
    So i can expand my secret dwarf community.
     
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    unknownkind Active Member

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    #8
    Answer: Everyone has to start somewhere and I don't want to start on a pop up, they're so annoying! Don't even get me started on multiple pop-ups.

    Or.....


    Answer: I can't seem to figure out how to edit my own X.X :eek:
     
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    vladut33 Guest

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    #9
    answer: cause I don't have a link in my own :D
     
    vladut33, Jun 16, 2007 IP
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    onixz100 Peon

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    #10
    Im in urr forumz steelin' ur sig reel'state.
     
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    login Notable Member

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    #11
    I need it because I am a sigaholic.
     
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    #12
    Why do YOU need sig links?

    because i am a greedy bastard and want all the advertising i can get, even if it is through a insignificant sigiture such as yours :D
     
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    Romlin Well-Known Member

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    #13
    I need your SIG-link because I'm a poor starving designer living of garbage and sleeping in a used damp and dark catlitter-box with a slight scent of something fishy. The other homeless designers make fun of me and they all say "Haha, look at that SIGless hoboe, lets laugh and point fingers at him".

    Please help a poor SIGless designer, for the sake of MEkind.
     
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    marioland Banned

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    #14
    Question: Why do YOU need sig links?
    Answer: So I can impress the girls. :D
     
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    #15
    I need sig links........because cigar links just don't work.

    [​IMG]
     
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    #16
    Why do YOU need sig links?
    because with out your sig links I wont have anything else in my life. Please your sig links mean so much to me and are the only thing in my life. please please I have to have them!

    :p:p
     
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    shadowpwner Peon

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    #17
    Question: Why do YOU need sig links?

    I like cheese
    sig links taste like swiss cheese
    swiss cheese is a type of cheese which i like
    therefore, i like what sig links taste of.
    thats why i need sig links.
     
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    #18
    Question: Why do YOU need sig links?
    me: I like 'em, I think it's cute. The big nose bald head I mean who wouldn't like-like him.
    mod: uhm, I think you're in the wrong thread
    me: I thought they were talking about him?!
    mod: nop, sorry fancy pants.
     
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    s_u_p_e_r_s_a_m Peon

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    #19
    well... i put my signature in the microwave and then i jumped on it and threw it in the pool... whats so strange about that?................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... i have no genitals... :(

    Sad but true.

    - Sam
     
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    Hecky Like a Dungeon Dragon!

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    #20
    My dog ate mine :( can I have yours ?
     
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