Make me Laugh $50 prize

Discussion in 'Design Contests' started by shaun12345, Aug 25, 2007.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Master Merlin

    Master Merlin Peon

    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    1
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #81
    I am coming in a shop and i say: Hullo whats that?
    The onion seller (besides i came to buy onions) answers me, oh sorry man this isn't for vampires!

    HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:

    A man called Jack is siting in a car, and a friend of his comes and say: Hi Jack; and Jack clap his hand and say HI. Then another man is coming, a thief and he says: Hijack!, and Jack who wasnt even watching the guy says HI and clap his hand with the thiefs shutgun and the thief shoots himself!

    And another one:
    A man comes in a shop (and that mann though he was very smart) and he said: Hello you ridiculous gays give me some bananas (he thought on real fruits), but those guys in the shop were gays and thinking he was a nasty gay too they asked him to join them in the back room. They man got shocked and instead of buying bananas he bough oranges and his wife then took a gun and shot him...
     
    Master Merlin, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  2. melbel

    melbel Notable Member

    Messages:
    2,373
    Likes Received:
    241
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    230
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #82
    These are some pretty twisted jokes.
     
    melbel, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  3. bangalore

    bangalore Peon

    Messages:
    10,250
    Likes Received:
    461
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #83
    - Good neighbors -


    [​IMG]
     
    bangalore, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  4. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

    Messages:
    5,735
    Likes Received:
    208
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    235
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #84
    thats very bad taste
     
    mitcharr, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  5. sb1234

    sb1234 Banned

    Messages:
    1,407
    Likes Received:
    29
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #85
    he is already deaf dumb and blind, now he has bad taste, poor guys losing all his sences
     
    sb1234, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  6. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

    Messages:
    5,735
    Likes Received:
    208
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    235
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #86
    lol, i meant, jokes like that arent funny
     
    mitcharr, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  7. sb1234

    sb1234 Banned

    Messages:
    1,407
    Likes Received:
    29
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #87
    i know i was kidding see, thats comedy:)
     
    sb1234, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  8. mitcharr

    mitcharr Notable Member

    Messages:
    5,735
    Likes Received:
    208
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    235
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #88
    yeh, i kinda thought you were, but then i thought maybe you were really taking it literally lol
     
    mitcharr, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  9. BigMumu

    BigMumu Peon

    Messages:
    159
    Likes Received:
    1
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #89
    Thread Starter Last Activity: Today 9:42 pm GMT ... Now 9:53

    Hmmmmmm ...
     
    BigMumu, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  10. pj1s

    pj1s Active Member

    Messages:
    337
    Likes Received:
    10
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    60
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #90
    I'm sure you'll get a lot of negative rep for this thread. So I thought I better chip in and give you a good laugh.

    I dont want any money. Crazy german people are like open source!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcJz3KWt1uM
     
    pj1s, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  11. sb1234

    sb1234 Banned

    Messages:
    1,407
    Likes Received:
    29
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #91
    Shaun1234's momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
     
    sb1234, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  12. BigMumu

    BigMumu Peon

    Messages:
    159
    Likes Received:
    1
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #92
    Shaun1234's momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

    Carry on!! :D
     
    BigMumu, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  13. Opaquit

    Opaquit Peon

    Messages:
    49
    Likes Received:
    3
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
  14. Gal

    Gal Active Member

    Messages:
    575
    Likes Received:
    11
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    58
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #94
    Some blond girl ask another blond girl- "Hey sister, how you arrive to the second side of the stream?" the blonde return- "you already in the second side"

    xDDDDDD
     
    Gal, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  15. 1nis

    1nis Guest

    Messages:
    7
    Likes Received:
    0
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #95
    This always makes me laugh
    How about you?
    [​IMG]


    this one too!! realy make me lol - you must to look good!
    [​IMG]
     
    1nis, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  16. bangalore

    bangalore Peon

    Messages:
    10,250
    Likes Received:
    461
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #96
    [​IMG]
     
    bangalore, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  17. Black_Hand

    Black_Hand Peon

    Messages:
    726
    Likes Received:
    46
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #97

    This is a good way to get free content for your joke site isn't it? And in the end you are just going to copy and paste it on ur site!

    Very creative!
     
    Black_Hand, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  18. sb1234

    sb1234 Banned

    Messages:
    1,407
    Likes Received:
    29
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #98
    what am i missing here
     
    sb1234, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  19. Codythebest

    Codythebest Notable Member

    Messages:
    5,764
    Likes Received:
    253
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    275
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #99
    An old lady, very lonely, decide to buy a small dog, for only companion. She's very happy, go everwhere with the puppy and really begin a new life with the little dog. She decides to name it nipple.
    One day, she goes to the supermarket and, of course, bring the little puppy. But, unfortunately, the little dog get lost and the lady has no way to find her little dog, and back home, get depressed again and very, very lonely.
    So lonely, she can't forget a little joy, decide to buy the exact same little dog. She decides to call it nipple, in memory of the first one.
    Again, reborn, she is so happy and of course, goes everywhere with her little dog.
    One week later, she goes to the supermarket for groceries again. While shooping, she find her first dog. Oh joy, she can not be happier. She gets her bags and her 2 dogs back home. She always go home by bus. When the bus approach and stop, just before to get up into the bus, she asked to the driver:
    -"Driver, is it ok if I take the bus with my 2 nipples?"
    -"Oh yes, madam, it's been 36 years now that I drive it with my 2 bollocks!"

    Quite old...but so good...:)
     
    Codythebest, Aug 30, 2007 IP
  20. timothy247

    timothy247 Peon

    Messages:
    52
    Likes Received:
    0
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As Seller:
    100% - 0
    As Buyer:
    100% - 0
    #100
    A guy recently passed away and was standing in front of the Pearly Gates waiting to get into Heaven.

    St. Peter asks the guy "Is there anything that you did on Earth that could be considered admirable?"

    The guy responds... "Well one time I noticed a bunch of guys giving a young lady a hard time outside of a biker bar"

    St. Peter responds "Ok... what did you do?"

    The guy responds... "I went up to the strongest one, looked him in the eye and reached back with all of my might and punched him right in the face"

    St. Peter responds... "How long ago did that happen?"

    The guy responds... "A few minutes ago"
     
    timothy247, Aug 30, 2007 IP
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.