Make me Laugh $50 prize

You got it pretty right. LOL!!

 

1. one fine morning husband woke up all frightened and said to his wife.. honey do not use the bathroom today.. i think its haunted. wife was surprised and asked him why do you say so.. it was all right till yesterday and we all used it fine .. didnt we ? husband replied.. i know ... but last night when i opened the door i had a cool breeze blowing on my face and the lights turned on automatically.. when i hurried back shutting the door .. the lights went out all of a sudden and the chillness vanished too... wife with her hands on her hip, says... so it was you who peed inside our refrigerator was it ?

 

Lol you can't use the same entry as me >_>

 

He just was saying he liked the pic you posted I think

 

thats crazy.. haha

 

Ok, this dude is a robot if he's read this thread and not laughed

 

OK! This one just for fun not competition:

 

this is great

 

There is a funny picture.


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That's hilarious, had me laughing there

 

What's funny is people posting their jokes thinking this is a real contest. Now that's funny! LOL.

 

Bahahahahaha nice joke

 

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom
mirror and says to her husband:
"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly.

Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

 

you ve not laughed for a single joke posted here buddy !?!!?

 

THE C.I.A. SPY (a little long but definitely worth it)

During the Cold War the C.I.A. decided to infiltrate the Russians even more. So, as soon as this American baby was born, they put him in a Russian community in New York to train him to be just like a Russian so he would not be identified when sent to spy.
The kid grew up with Russian customs, Russian stories, Russian history, knew how to drink vodka, and even spoke with a Russian accent.
After 20years of intense training the C.I.A. decides he is now ready to be sent on the mission. So they parachute him in Siberia. The spy very profesionally hides the parachute and starts walking towards a village he was meant to infiltrate. All of a sudden he hears a Russian with an AK47 behind him: "Hey American, did you come to spy on us?" The American a little surprised recomposes himself and says no and manages to be super cool. The Russian points the gun towards the village and the American very relaxed follows the instructions.
Arriving at the Russian's house, he sits down very relaxed while the Russian calls the local KGB and informs them of the situation. The KGB in disbelief asks to talk over the phone with the American. They ask him about the local soccer team, about Russian customs and of course the American answered them all. In the end the KGB tells the Russian to let the American go free.
The Russian turns to the American and says: I still think you are an American but anyway, here's the final test. The Russian puts a bottle of vodka on the table and orders the American to drink. So the American starts drinking and then the Russian. They do this about 10 times and all of a sudden the Russian falls on the floor very drunk. The American is still standing tall as if nothing happened. The Russian then whispers to him, I know believe you are a Russian, but I must admit, I have never in my life seen a black Rusian before.

 

A little girl asks her father "daddy how did I get my name?" the father says "when we brought you home we didnt know what to call you so we went for a walk in the park and a rose petal fell on your head so we named you rose" his other daughter looks up at him and says "maksjhfbjdlklanbpppphhhtthhhroqhf sjlkjasjhfi" and the father looks down and says "shut up cinder block"

 

A French guy and an American were arguing about their superiority. The French said: "We were the first to invent the toilet seat." "Yes", the American replied. "But don't forget" he continued: "We were the first to make a hole in it."

 

So is there an end date to this contest? It could never end!

 

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