Love Me For What I am! (Girls)

Its a joke .. Posted on WBB by my freind .. and it is hilarious
I think you have heard it too
Still I laugh a lot and it Proves Universal Truth .. lol
Sorry Girls

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not sleeping with her tonight either....but at least that ~censored~ knows I'm smarter than her.
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Nice morale story/..
by the way the font color is to bright

 

lol, nice joke, eh eh...

 

lol...that was a good one

 

lol I really thought he would buy all those thing to lure her to bed again. anyway still very funny.

 

That was awesome! Really a very nice idea... Great

 

lol that was pretty good

 

Its an awesome story.I really like it

 

Good joke! He is very smart I must say.

 

Great joke, I like it.

 

Dude that was really an awesome joke!! Keep up sharing such jokes.!!