After a long, puzzled look at the title, you are now probably wondering if this is a joke. Well... Bad luck, it isn't After the glorious schemes of making MySpace teens drive their less glorious clicks to your website, it is my pleasure to announce that one legged, one eyed teens are the next target group. Take it slow. Yes, I'm talking about pirates. Beyond being incredibly cool, these pirates have another distinct feature. There's a crapload of them. While the first feature might not be particularly interesting, the second one deserves your attention. So how do you make pirates pay? Well... you don't. But you can make them signup and you can make them click affiliate links. So... in premiere on DP (actually not quite premiere, I tried this stuff before without success) I am offering a featured listing in Mininova for the one time price of 10 bucks. The trick is that you must have some free material to offer. May it be an e-book filled with affiliate links, a promotional video or a pic of your kitten. Now don't open your Paypal account just yet. Think Ebay's new policies, think chargebacks and if you haven't yet, open an account at Moneybookers. So there you have it. An once in an hour opportunity to be a pioneer. PS My crappy book downstairs managed 1000 dls in the first week and another 1000 in the next month. Just so you know what you're getting.