looking for Bill Gates! Who know's his phone number?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by phenominal, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. #1
    I need to talk to Bill right now, he's pissing me off with Windows, there are so many things that are wrong with it.

    Bill, I know you wrote microsoft, your version of BASIC and some other stuff. And i appretiate it.

    But i really need to talk to you right now. It's making me mad!!!

    My internet keeps turning on and off!!!! I can't have this happening Bill, you and Paul should really do something about this.

    I want windows to be smarter, It's already wacky enough, and why is Steve Ballmer(Your roommate in College) now the head of Microsoft? I want answers Bill.


    Nope, I'm not done.

    I can't stand the way windows works, where's the beautiful calligraphy? Apple shows a great example of beautiful calligraphy. I see none at the windows side.


    You think your so cool Bill, what with your Billions? ahahhahaha

    I can get Billions too? A billion reasons not to use Microsoft!


    You have to improve your system, OR else. One day Microsoft will go BOOM

    and that will be the end of that.


    I also hear your building a house that will have the Microsoft Operating System in it.


    What's this about? You want us to use windows in our houses now? Are you crazy!!!!!?

    What happens when the system crashes? Our house goes down with it too?

    No thank you dude.


    I'll keep my windows closed on that offer.


    Well anyways when you have the time to contact me, email me at

    Also if any D.P members know bill's email address I would love to contact him and give him some of my birds.
     
    phenominal, Mar 15, 2011 IP
  2. danasurvey

    danasurvey Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Maybe it's 1-800-Microsoft

    LOL. I love your post. And your e-mail address. :)
     
    danasurvey, Mar 15, 2011 IP
  3. DheyJim

    DheyJim Peon

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    #3
    You're letter to Bill Gates is very entertaining, that's really funny! I hope Bill can read these. ^_^
     
    DheyJim, Mar 15, 2011 IP
  4. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #4
    famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Bill_Gates/Contact.asp

    Maybe above helps you :)

    DON.
     
    deluxdon, Mar 15, 2011 IP
  5. nihangshah

    nihangshah Prominent Member

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    BILL GATES EMAIL ADDRESS -
     
    nihangshah, Mar 15, 2011 IP
  6. boundlessmartin

    boundlessmartin Active Member

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    Its an old mail i red it before but still you make me smile.
     
    boundlessmartin, Mar 15, 2011 IP
  7. Oceanus

    Oceanus Member

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    Haha, this is funny. Good luck with reaching him!
     
    Oceanus, Mar 16, 2011 IP
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    Codbox Active Member

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    I have never seen a bill for microsoft products:D
     
    Codbox, Mar 16, 2011 IP
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    Jakiller Member

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    THIS POST = GENIUS :D

    Hahaha i lold pretty hard :).
     
    Jakiller, Mar 16, 2011 IP
  10. Cloud Strife

    Cloud Strife Member

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    I think Gates will say something like this: Your internet turning on and off? Don't play with the power switch then. :p
     
    Cloud Strife, Mar 17, 2011 IP
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    chinasa Peon

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    hahahah.. LOL.. this post is really entertaining and funny.. i could give you his number though :)
     
    chinasa, Mar 17, 2011 IP
  12. eclair

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    #12
    I don't think this is too funny when I hear my house will explode. It sucks!

    P.S. Great post although.
     
    eclair, Mar 17, 2011 IP
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    unna Well-Known Member

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    I think you need to meet Mr. Santa Singh of India who knews Bill Gates very well. He had taken interview of Bill several times.

    Once in a interview, he asked to Bill Gates..

    Mr Gates, your sir name is Gates but you are working on windows...why???
     
    unna, Mar 17, 2011 IP
  14. moffey

    moffey Active Member

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    hahaha.. very interesting post, this is Funny post i ever see on Dp, come on mr.Gate close your window off ..Lol :D
     
    moffey, Apr 4, 2011 IP
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    Ha haa crazy. Nice mail. try and try until you succeed . ;)
     
    prasanna724, Apr 5, 2011 IP
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    nanncy222 Peon

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    #16
    i find this....
    (408)726-4390
    may its helpful for you
     
    nanncy222, Apr 5, 2011 IP
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    karanganyar Peon

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    #17
    you can search in White house
     
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  18. radhika.writer

    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    Can I have your number as well? :D
     
    radhika.writer, Apr 5, 2011 IP
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    Really funny!!! haha! working on windows :)) lol!
     
    alodia, Apr 5, 2011 IP