Looking for an animation

I’m looking for an animation. I’ve come across an animation known as “the pee guy” from time to time. This little guy walks across the screen and then pees. I would like my own pee guy. I’d like an animation of a guy who walks over and pees on the word “Ravens”. I’d like “Ravens” in purple and the dude in browns and orange. Can anyone do this for me? If so what’s the price. I’d also pay more if you can also have him poop on the word “Steelers”. Please let me know if anyone can code this for me. I’d like to use it in my sig or avitar. Thanks!

 

what kind animated files you need? .gif? and size?

 

Unfortunately I’m not too familiar with my options or the difference. I’m looking for something that can be used on most message boards. Something I could post in my avatar or signature so it will show with every post!