I've said it before and I'll say it again, give SEBasic a shout (and I'm sure he must owe me a few beers in commission by now)
If I were to guess what Windows-Update-Advisor's confusion was, I'd say it's in mistaking VB for meaning Visual Basic, when you meant it to be vBulletin. In a community such as DP, I suppose most people would assume VB to be the message board platform, but a programmer's first impression is Microsoft's programming language.
I can do one for 150$, I used to make one years ago for e-mail forums! I think I can do it again! If interested PM me!