okay.so i randomly got this yahoo IM from some guy named DJ Roland the other day. He acted like we knew each other and that we were good friends. From the start i knew he was trying to scam me. He wanted me to buy him a laptop for his computer business in the UK. He said that the computers in the UK were more expensive so he wanted someone to buy him a laptop for his computer business. (HHAHA). So i said i would do it. (i really wouldn't.. i was just playing along). He was so pushy about it and he seemed so eager to get it but he didnt know or care what type of laptop it was. He just wanted to get a sony or dell laptop preferabbly. So i asked him to scan his business license. He said he didnt want to scan his old one and that he was getting a new one soon and then he was going to scan that one for me. He wouldnt scan me a business license so i decided to quiz him. I figured... "he has had this computer business for 3 years he claims... so he must know something about computers!". So the questions began. This guy didnt know shit. Especially for running a computer business for 3 years. I asked him what RAM stood for. He said read all memory. He didnt know what a cpu did and thought only desktop pc's had them. HAHAAH And best of all. At the end, he said he was going to cast a spell on me. LMAO!! Well anyways.. see for yourself. It's funny as hell. This is the 2nd of 2 of our conversations. (i didnt save the first one) dj roland: hey dj roland: hi ryan canfield: Hi dj roland: how are you today? ryan canfield: ok ryan canfield: u dj roland: fine dj roland: and what about our last discussion? dj roland: are you there? ryan canfield: ya dj roland: so can you still remember? dj roland: and what are you saying about it? ryan canfield: send me proof ryan canfield: license? dj roland: licence..... dj roland: i know but i just want to get the new one dj roland: i have an expired onw with me dj roland: so i am trying to get another one in which i will scan to you dj roland: okay? ryan canfield: k dj roland: yes that is it dj roland: but have you found a better store for me there? ryan canfield: no dj roland: but why? ryan canfield: because.. you're the business owner. ryan canfield: lmao dj roland: i thought we concluded on you finding a better store for me? dj roland: right? ryan canfield: i dont know where to find one ryan canfield: all i know is retail stores dj roland: ooh.... dj roland: but they sell in units.. dj roland: right? ryan canfield: what do u mean, units? dj roland: i mean they don't sell in whole dj roland: they sale one by one right? ryan canfield: yah ryan canfield: so... dj roland: so...i think it will be costly there? dj roland: or what do you think? ryan canfield: it will be anywhere ryan canfield: how many do you need? dj roland: okay dj roland: which one of them did you search for? dj roland: laptop.....or mobile? ryan canfield: how many do you need dj roland: okay dj roland: for the laptop......it depends on the price dj roland: let me know ryan canfield: ok ryan canfield: how much ram should they have dj roland: so how will i know the price(s) ryan canfield: when i find one ryan canfield: how much ram should they have BUZZ!!! dj roland: at least 768 dj roland: but the minimum can be of 600 dj roland: okay? ryan canfield: ok ryan canfield: minimum of what? dj roland: yes dj roland: of 600 ryan canfield: 600 of what? dj roland: of the ram dj roland: or what do you mean again? ryan canfield: what about the cpu? ryan canfield: how fast should it be dj roland: 512 dj roland: okay? ryan canfield: and what type dj roland: i deal in DELL and SONY dj roland: and you can also go for TOSHIBA also ryan canfield: what type of cpu should it be? BUZZ!!! dj roland: cpu? ryan canfield: yes dj roland: what do you mean? dj roland: this is a laptop ryan canfield: what type of processor should it have dj roland: PM dj roland: Pentium M ryan canfield: k ryan canfield: how fast dj roland: or notebook(celoron) dj roland: 512 ryan canfield: k ryan canfield: what type of gpu should it have?? dj roland: so how soon will you get those for me? ryan canfield: answer me first ryan canfield: what type of gpu should it have?? dj roland: any type ryan canfield: ok dj roland: so.... ryan canfield: screen size? dj roland: 15"-17" dj roland: okay? ryan canfield: k dj roland: so how soon will i get this? ryan canfield: i dont know ryan canfield: when will u give me the money to buy it dj roland: anytime you get it dj roland: i am ready to get these dj roland: okay ryan canfield: you give me the money first dj roland: yes ryan canfield: ok?? dj roland: oh.....what you mean.. dj roland: i will give you money first before you give me all these infos? ryan canfield: huh??? BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! ryan canfield: that made no sense what you said dj roland: but i will like to know the informations first before i can just send any money to you ryan canfield: i wont buy it until you send me the cash ryan canfield: via mail dj roland: yes.. dj roland: i know dj roland: i am not saying you should buy them dj roland: what i am saying is that.... dj roland: you can help me out with those informations and the prices so i will know what and how to buy these dj roland: okay? ryan canfield: k ryan canfield: how long have u been in the computer business? dj roland: roughly 3 years now dj roland: why you ask? ryan canfield: just wondering ryan canfield: do u have proof? BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! dj roland: how do you mean dj roland: i have a store here dj roland: and that is all ryan canfield: i am going to quiz you ryan canfield: i want instant answers ryan canfield: ok?? dj roland: okay\ dj roland: so...what again? ryan canfield: what does cpu stand for? dj roland: why asking these questions? ryan canfield: answer them dj roland: central processing unit ryan canfield: what does ram stand for dj roland: read all memory ryan canfield: what does gpu stand for? dj roland: fkghlgfhdfhlfhghdlkhghkhhg dj roland: sorry.... dj roland: gpu means.... ryan canfield: you dont know ryan canfield: do u? dj roland: gpu is the same as cpu dj roland: okay ryan canfield: how many mhz are in 2.2 ghz? dj roland: what is all these? ryan canfield: okay ryan canfield: so let me get this straight dj roland: are are setting an exam for me or what? ryan canfield: you run a computer business. ryan canfield: you dont know what gpu stands for ryan canfield: or ram ryan canfield: and you dont even know what a cpu does ryan canfield: you said,,,,,, dj roland: said what? ryan canfield: 600 ram ryan canfield: hahah there is no computer that has 600 ram ryan canfield: you think i am that stupid? ryan canfield: i wont fall for this scam ryan canfield: lmao ryan canfield: fucking idiot dj roland: this is a laptop ryan canfield: no shit ryan canfield: a laptop has a cpu. ryan canfield: a central processing unti ryan canfield: unit** ryan canfield: ram ryan canfield: is ryan canfield: random access memory ryan canfield: you do not know anything dj roland: you are very stupid to talk to me in that manner dj roland: you stupid boy dj roland: mannerless ryan canfield: and why would a business owner rely on some random dude in america to buy a laptop for his business dj roland: i am very sure you don't have elders there ryan canfield: haha so what if i did dj roland: so ...did what? dj roland: haha dj roland: don't let me get cross her dj roland: cuz dj roland: i will cast a spell on you right away ryan canfield: HAHHAHAHAHA ryan canfield: oOoOOoOO!!! a magic trick! dj roland: get out dj roland: full So you guys. BE CAREFUL. and do not trust ANYONE. Hope this made you laugh!
Lol! too funny. You are lucky that didnt scammed . I got scammed by a guy, he scammed 2 domains from me. I also scammed him and got my domains back, i was just lucky that got my doamins back
Oh I know for real.... I've been seeing that scam/scam back story everywhere. It's not cool. Shut up already, farooqaaa!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LMAO at the spell bit!!! What an IDIOT!!! and yea farooqa, stop with the "scammed him back" shit. you're really not any better than the scammer.
hrm... I don't know what bothers me more... his attempt or your willingness to go on for so long with it... LOL.... Liberty you have FAR too much time on your hands but admittedly it was rather funny.