Look another Pixel site

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  1. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #41
    It's simple actually... I am not going to just advertise my site.. If you buy pixels I will advertise YOUR site. I have never failed with any site I have ever owned to get a pr5 heck I have gotten sites to PR6 and higher many a times :D BTW this doesn't take me years... this takes but a few months if that

    The only thing I am not good at with this is Keyword advertising I am horrible at that.
     
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  2. torunforever

    torunforever Peon

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    #42
    It's sarcasm, but lorien1973 still is seriously asking how someone could guarantee every advertiser a PR5.
     
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  3. torunforever

    torunforever Peon

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    #43
    Ok, so you admit to having lots of successful sites (in regards to traffic), and yet you claim you started the pixel site to pay for tuition. You must be making some money on your other sites.
     
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  4. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    #44
    You need to wait for months just to see the PR update.

    Anyways, if you can get it to PR6 by the next update il buy a few pixels myself.
     
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  5. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #45
    It's what I am good at.

    Well, I am going to bed I have to leave for work in a few hours... I got the old night shift.

    If I don't get someone to a pr5 by the next update I will refund thier money in full.
     
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  6. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #46
    No honestly none of my other sites were successful... I work full time and I was never offered anything anyone really wanted. I am horrible at helping myself.

    But I never fail a garantee.

    Anywho this offer is only available for 1 month as I will need time to properly advertise the sites.

    But I need to get some sleep... i will be back on later, I am currently working as a security guard So I will be back on tonight we have internet
     
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  7. Solicitors Mortgages

    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    #47
    -nothing original there.
    -like all the others, you will be swapping links with all the other pixel sites in about 5 minutes.
    -there are at least 600 of them, if not more.
    -you offer nothing of any use.
    -go make some money from your other pr5 sites, if you can't do that..you inspire no confidence that you can make anything of this new pixel site.

    -and you still need to spell check your site.

    good luck with it anyway.


    what a crock. how can you be good at anything if you cannot even do your research?
     
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  8. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #48
    ouch that hurt... I wasn't planning to swap links. It's okay if you don't believe me. If I don't get this site off the ground also not the worlds biggest deal.

    I don't bs and I never lie. I am not going to sit here and defend myself to you.
    I am sorry you are so cynical and also sorry I can't fall asleep.

    If people are interested and want to know more about what I am talking about they can PM me.

    It's honestly not like google page rank really means that much anyway. Way to easy to manipulate.
     
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  9. Solicitors Mortgages

    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    #49
    its meant to. all pixel sites get knocked....even mine.

    at least
    a) i know what i am talking about
    b) i don't make promises i can't keep
    c) i know how to spell. (just) ;)
     
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  10. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #50
    I can keep my promises

    Honestly do you really think it is that hard to get a google page rank of 5

    Would you like to know my secret?

    PR6 PR6 PR6 PR7 PR5 PR5 PR5 == 100% PR5 for you on next update as long as your site has actual content and at least 20 pages. I also reserve the right and it says on my site to refuse any site that won't meet my criteria.

    That is it in a nutshell.

    Trust me I know what I am talking about.


    BTW what word am I misspelling I have checked it 1 dozen times and I have ran it through spell check

    I don't mean to mock you okay... But, I do take great pride in my honor

    BTW... I just got done reading your blog... Excellent read
     
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  11. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #51
    You wouldn't happen to have a good recipe for white chili using sour creme?
     
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  12. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    #52
    Weren't you going to sleep? :rolleyes:
     
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  13. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #53
    I wish *sigh
     
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  14. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #54
    Have you considered the fact that no "successful" pixel page can really pass any significant PR to any of the pages in the links for which the owners that have bought pixels?

    How many pixels are on these pages? 100? 200? 500? more?

    You start with a PR5 pixel page. Each of those 500 pixel links gets X = (.85 * PR5) / 500 = 0.0085 -- you can't get a whole lot closer to zero than that...

    That's assuming Google doesn't discount or devalue pages with that many outbound links -- and if they don't yet, how long do you think it will be before they do?

    Buying pixels, IMO, puts you firmly into the category of "there's one born every minute".
     
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  15. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    #55
    And creating a pixel site puts you in that category also...
     
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  16. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #56
    probably true.

    That not what I am offering though.

    Read my post

    I will personally advertise and link the sites of those who buy 200 pixels or more.
     
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  17. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #57
    I can get advertising for free from the Coop.
     
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  18. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #58
    Okay, if you all think it is just a joke site I will just shut it down and swallow the year of hosting I already purchased
     
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    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #59
    Good idea. Of course, you could use that hosting for a real site...
     
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  20. aeiouy

    aeiouy Peon

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    #60
    anyone ever had mcpizza? I had mcpizza in las vegas once.
     
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