WoW, Zombies, And Wrestlers oh my. Im gonna tell you the weirdest dream ive ever had so far. Happened last night let me tell you before i forget, its pretty long. So the dream starts and im in like word of warcraft in real life,(i dont even play world of warcraft anymore and its been years!) and for some reason im that weird witch ghost, you know the ones who float around and hisses and shit... well anyway thats who i am and im walking down this long dirt road in this creepy forest at night and im killing stuff left and right. I am killing zombies, im like scratching them with those long ghost nail things and im throwing things at them that like explode into some paladin type spell lol and i have some spell on that gives me like nature damage bonus so it adds like 11 points to my hits, Im seeing the damage points as i attack these zombies so its like WoW in real life im like hell yeah this is cool! So im running along killing things and then these little evil puppy dogs start attacking me, im like oh no problem ill just mess them up, well they are like immune to my attacks and my spells im like what the hell. These dogs are biting me and latched on to my hand and legs im like omg wtf do i do to kill these things. I start bashing them on the head i start swinging them against trees (remember people these are evil dead zombie puppy dogs not cute ones). So im back up the road i came down and theres this guy with a question mark over his head! lol! so i ask him what do i do these dogs are attacking me, he said i had to go talk to this one guy. IM like wtf, so i pull up my map! I had a WoW map! lol ok so these dogs are still on me and i see the map and it says this one guy is waaay far away. I have to take these elevators to get to him it says. So im like ok... next to this guy is a door to this hotel or house or something. I walk in the door (this is were it gets creepy nightmareish)... I walk in and its just one of those scary ass haunted houses type things. I was standing in the house hall way and there was about 7 rooms. Right now i pull up my map im like what the hell i wanna get out of here asap. I see that the marker tells me theres like 3 elevators in this house so i had to find the right one.. So im walking around looking in these rooms and i see dead people that look back at me and disappear, im like oh hell no i gotta leave... Then whats messed up is i see my dog, but hes dead and he looks like a zombie dog. I call him and he comes to me and starts following me around i thought that was weird as hell. So im looking around still trying to find an elevator. Then i realize that these elevators are in the closets in these rooms. So im still looking around and all these dead ghosts are like staring at me and when i look at them they vanish. At this point im about to run out of the house and say forget this, just then... I Look in the last room on the way out and I see two people sitting on a bed in this rotting room. They are crying and looking at a picture... I tried talking to them but its like they were ghosts playing out there last moments or something. It was a huge big lady and a average sized man sitting there crying. I noticed there was a kitchen with an elevator in there pantry door. The room was really small its like a tiny hotel room but its so run down and just rotting and i couldn't get past them. So i just waited for some reason and they finally got up and started talking to someone that wasn't there. They got up on the bed and started yelling and calling out someones name and i ran past them into their kitchen and opened the door. My dog ran away from me and at that point i was shitting bricks because i din't know what was on the other side. Well theres a fridge on the other side of the door but on the bottom i see theres a huge handle type switch thing so i try to reach it but i can't. I grab a cereal box (lol?) and use it to get the extra length and push the switch.. The fridge starts to go down into the ground and i see this creepiest zombie i've ever seen start to be lowered down. Im like oh shit im in resident evil or something. I turned around and grabbed these two huge knives on the kitchen counter and the big lady sees me. She says "are you gonna kill my son?" Im like oh man, she runs in and looks at me and shes just like dead as dead could be, shes rotting away face and creepy looking. She screams and grabs a knife and runs back in the bed room and starts stabbing her husband! At this point I wanted to leave so i turned around to go in the elevator and it was pitch black but get this... THERE WAS A YOUTUBE VIDEO THERE! ahahahaha, no joke. I had to press the play button...and... (to be continued..) sorry i gotta run maybe ill finish the story if people are interested i hearing it when i come back lol.
haha, zombie dreams are the best! Last night, I dreamt that I had to get a head transplant because mine was slowly rotting but had to explain it to the donors little girl before they removed his head