LOL Hamas Leader ups number of virgins in paradise from 72 to 2.5 million

Palestinian Authority Hamas legislative Speaker Ahmad Bahr has updated from 72 to 2.5 million the number of virgins waiting for “martyrs” upon their arrival “in the Garden of Eden.”

In a recent speech translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), Bahr, who is the speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council, said the “palace” where the virgins are waiting can be entered “only by prophets, by the righteous, and by martyrs.”

Most Muslim preachers and politicians have used the expression “72 virgins” to encourage Arab youth to be ready to die in anti-Israeli terrorist attacks and suicide bombings. Bahr’s new arithmetic reasons, “In the Garden of Eden, there is a palace… with 500 gates. At every gate, there are 5,000 black-eyed virgins. Brothers, 500 multiplied by 5,000 is 2.5 million.”

 

Since none of the media that reported this can be considered "reliable" by any stretch of the imagination (only pro-Zionist media and several Islamophobic bloggers reported this), the credibility of this story is most certainly in doubt.

 

Uhhuuu 2.5 millions lol . Now there's a small nightmare . To convince 2.5 million virgins to fuck and then to control them . Sounds more like hell to me .

[video=youtube;_7DZRqHqlp4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7DZRqHqlp4[/video]

 

Then they say that muslims are not obsessed with materialistic objects, what a load of BS.

 

Who gives a fuck? Seriously. Menj, how does Awins feel about the idea of you fucking 72 virgins? Will you film it for your porn directory?

 

do these morons realise that virgins can be fucked only once?

 

There, awinclarke: http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/2605.htm
I know that by Muslim standards that does not qualify as proof, I mean, certainly less convincing than the proof you have for the fairytales of the quran and the hadith.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Islam is the greatest joke on earth. It is simply a religion of people with absolutely no brain.

p.s Look at the strong healthy men in the film (audience) for another evidence of the terrible Israeli crimes and the unbearable humanitarian crisis in Gaza.

 

LOOL yeah, funny none of the nutcases realize that

 

Can you guess why ?

 

Are the virgins males or females?

 

9 year girls and little boys.

 

Wrong they look like this .

[video=youtube;sRlTqnB6HAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRlTqnB6HAo[/video]

 

And that pretty much sums up what this morons are you going find when they get there.

 

Every religion is a joke. Paedophile Christians.....in fact, I can't even be bothered to go on. No one else agrees. Religion causes war, death, poverty, bad shit and yet they preach until they are blue in the face (dead on the side of a Hummer - for Islamics) that they are right.

There's no right or wrong thing about beliefs. Just stay the fuck away from everyone else, instead of trying to manipulate the world of your stupid ideas.

I realise this is an oxy-moron in its self, as I would love people to not give a fuck about what happens when they die etc, but science obviously hasn't proved that there is no such thing as heaven/hell/in between......Obviously.

 

I couldn't agree with this! People need to stop trying to preach that their made up ideas are better than someone elses made up ideas because that makes you look beyond retarded.

 

Well, Islam does have something going for it by distinguishing between Eden and Heaven - their mistake as always though is in getting there but surly, no doubt, the Palace of Virgins is there waiting for those who dare to enter......be they martyrs or anyone else who made it.

Might give it a thought first.

 

I would "give a lot of fuck" to this, especially if Faux News and Malkin is involved and if one honestly wants to rely on the truth. That, plus the fact that the Qur'an never mentions anything about the so-called 72 virgins in Paradise, is something you Islamophobes should have considered before repeating these type of lies. Of course, since your "religion" teaches you to lie about Islam anyway, I guess you are just following your "faith".

 

You should know by now that I hardly consider the pro-Zionist, Mossad-aligned organisation called "MEMRI" as reliable, Moshe.

 

Do you mean "I could agree with this!" ??

 

Millions of Muslims are ready to die now for 72 virgins in paradise, perhaps you should tell them that they were tricked.

Are you stupid? I posted a raw video footage with an exact translation. This is all that MEMRI does: show the true Islam to the world. A very important job.